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ogbuzz said:
:eek: no Wyvern!

Smoking baaaad

very badddd :)

are still going to the gym?

PS i'll keep hounding you and make u feel bad if you dont

you gave me some ammo with that statement

/cautiously awaits reply
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Ogg - I still go gym 3 times a week, take long walks 2 days a week and I smoke about 10 ciggies a day :P I dont drink tho
 
Hahahahahah!!

<jjames9xxx> im looking to role play
<ilovesex17> hey so what are you into?
<jjames9xxx> im looking for something really dirty, kinky, naughty, and taboo tonight
<jjames9xxx> im looking for a bro sis role with a twist
<ilovesex17> i like a good twist
<jjames9xxx> looking for dirty, kinky little 16 yr old sis to seduce and take advantage of her 21 yr old big bro
<ilovesex17> you come back from college. Little sis is home alone
<jjames9xxx> mom and dad are out of town
<jjames9xxx> (im jack and you are?)
<ilovesex17> (mandy)
<ilovesex17> you walk in the door. I shut the door behind you and drag you into my room
<jjames9xxx> i come walking into the living room "hey mandy....whats on tv?" i ask sitting down next to you on the couch
<jjames9xxx> "mandy what are you doing?" i ask as you drag me into your room
<ilovesex17> "you'll see" i shut the door (seductively) and lock it behind us
<jjames9xxx> "wait....what are you doing?" i ask backing away from you
<ilovesex17> "im been waiting for this for a long time" i pull out some rope and tie you to the bed
<jjames9xxx> looking up at you "mandy...you cant do this" i say softly licking my lips as i try to resist
<ilovesex17> "ill be right back" i say as i walk into my closet
<jjames9xxx> trying to get free as i watch you
<ilovesex17> i walk back into the room wearing a winnie the pooh costume, carrying a baseball bat. "its over bitch!"
<jjames9xxx> "whoa....whats with the bat?"
<ilovesex17> i put a pot of honey on your lap "you stole my fucking honey asshole! Now you're gonna get it!" i take the baseball bat to your legs, shattering the bones instantly
<ilovesex17> i take the honey from your lap. Rubbing it all over my pussy "awww yeah bitch!"
<ilovesex17> "sex now?"
<jjames9xxx> fuck off
<ilovesex17> "wait bro! Im horny as fuck!"
<jjames9xxx> your a crazy psychotic bitch
<ilovesex17> "yeaaaaah! But you like it like that!" you start furiously beating your massive 1 inch penis and ask for some honey
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lol ... that Bloodninja dude has a couple up there - I think you can track him down searching for his name. All in a similar vein - I think he gets his kicks outta traumatising the poor girls for life.

Here's one of my favourite (non-dirty) quotes:

A: > Try playing Quake 4 on an Intel Video card. Let us know how you get on.
B: > It looks as good as on an ATI/Nvidia card so far...
B: > Hang on.. frame 2 is coming up.. yup still looks good.
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Have you ever had someone saying something so stupid to you on a forum that you wish you could have been in front of them in real life, just giving them the death stare?
 
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