The zombies are coming! What are you going to do?

MalicE

MalicE

Party time! Excellent!
The zombie contingency plan has been the subject of lengthy debates among me and the mates. Everybody seems to have their own idea of what the best plan of action would be once the dead start walking again.

So I thought I'd get some input from the MyG community (cause I'm PRETTY sure I haven't done this previously...)

My plan A?.... I got 4 words for you: Castle of Good Hope :cool:

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Ok since I'm from Pretoria I'll turn the voortrekker monument into a zombie killing zone
 
Ike_009 said:
Ok since I'm from Pretoria I'll turn the voortrekker monument into a zombie killing zone
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not a bad choice. seems very secure. but looks a bit remote and those surrounding woods could be hazardous when you will need to make supply runs
 
I could turn the roof into a helicopter pad and make supply runs to Menlyn. Get 2 people and the 2nd pilot can distract the zombies.
 
Its a zombie apocalypse, I'll learn the hard way. Mainly breaking into zwartkops and realising I can't fly to Robin island. Then I'll call my friend who can fly a helicopter and cry mommy help me.
 
Donisia said:
Stay in my house after visiting the nearest makro
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These days, in South Africa, our houses are already mostly zombie proof... :mad:

But when not in your hidy hole....always remember...

1 – Cardio
2 – The Double Tap
3 – Beware of Bathrooms
4 – Seatbelts
7 – Travel Light
8 – Get A Kickass Partner
17 – Don’t Be A Hero
18 – Limber Up
22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
31 – Check The Back Seat
32 – Enjoy The Little Things
 
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VirtualForce said:
These days, in South Africa, our houses are already mostly zombie proof... :mad:

But when not in your hidy hole....always remember...

1 – Cardio
2 – The Double Tap
3 – Beware of Bathrooms
4 – Seatbelts
7 – Travel Light
8 – Get A Kickass Partner
17 – Don’t Be A Hero
18 – Limber Up
22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
31 – Check The Back Seat
32 – Enjoy The Little Things
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You forgot never go into convenience stores or stores that say closed(alarms)
 
Easy. I will go sit on my porch, light a smoke and watch the world burn. Savor the delicious apocalypse.
 
VirtualForce said:
These days, in South Africa, our houses are already mostly zombie proof... :mad:
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true. most secure housing complexes will keep out most zombies, but then you have to pick your location carefully. but I'm not taking any chances with the possibility of a herd so I'm sticking with the Castle for now.

Tyger Valley shopping centre is plan B. there will be ample cars and supplies and there is a gas station in the main parking lot. not to mention they have completely fenced off the entire mall...


Spartan said:
Easy. I will go sit on my porch, light a smoke and watch the world burn. Savor the delicious apocalypse.
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little know fact: when asked what he would do if the zombie apocalypse started tomorrow, Robert Kirkman (writer and creator of The Walking Dead) said he would kill himself cause he doesn't want to survive in a world like that.
 
Well then, we are kindred spirits then. Only reason I would fight or survive is if someone I cared about wanted to survive, then I would just tag a long with my Lobo chopping of biter's heads.
 
MalicE said:
nah mate, this is all you need :D

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Not to get all technical and stuff. But that would be a horrible weapon to use. Very few people are skilled enough or strong enough to use a blade like that to chop off heads or even limbs. And it would blunt very quickly if it cut through bone a lot. It also can't stab or pierce skull. What you need is something that can pierce the skull easily or cave in the skull to damage the brain. A shovel or even a light-weight pick will work.

Check out the Lobo and designs it was based on. Perfect weapon for zombie killing.
 
Spartan said:
Not to get all technical and stuff. But that would be a horrible weapon to use. Very few people are skilled enough or strong enough to use a blade like that to chop off heads or even limbs. And it would blunt very quickly if it cut through bone a lot. It also can't stab or pierce skull. What you need is something that can pierce the skull easily or cave in the skull to damage the brain. A shovel or even a light-weight pick will work.

Check out the Lobo and designs it was based on. Perfect weapon for zombie killing.
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lol, I love when these kind of discussions get technical... :D

One thing I have against huge structures, is the kinds of attention it might get from both zombies and survivors. It might just draw too much attention. I would rather be somewhere secure and not surrounded by lots of people being selfish and drawing attention to their stupid selves.
 
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Spartan said:
Not to get all technical and stuff. But that would be a horrible weapon to use. Very few people are skilled enough or strong enough to use a blade like that to chop off heads or even limbs. And it would blunt very quickly if it cut through bone a lot. It also can't stab or pierce skull. What you need is something that can pierce the skull easily or cave in the skull to damage the brain. A shovel or even a light-weight pick will work.

Check out the Lobo and designs it was based on. Perfect weapon for zombie killing.
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that's pretty impressive, but I'm not THAT crafty :p

I might be able to slap together a Lucille

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MalicE said:
that's pretty impressive, but I'm not THAT crafty :p

I might be able to slap together a Lucille

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Bashing heads in with that would be much easier. You are gonna have to be buff thought to do it more than a few times.
 
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