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Phoenix is not available to respond to your call right now as he has gone up in smoke.
Phoenix's tend to do that.
Phoenix was being das very norty during lunchtime.
/Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Phoenix has left a note:
It says:
Um.....i won;t be in this afternoon, so you needn't show up in a tank top and g-string. Reception has been warned and the giant water cannon has been installed
Drone #9e46747987 dematerialises.
Imagines Dixie as a busty umpaloompa.![]()
that's the Thursday selection from ze fap-vault .........![]()
that's the Thursday selection from ze fap-vault .........![]()
you has umpaloompa porn... thats kinda messed up
http://www.thisisnotporno.com/
Buwhahahah, brilliant
Which of you <insert colloquial term for a kitten> will click the link
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Its NFSW
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http://www.thisisnotporno.com/
Buwhahahah, brilliant
Which of you <insert colloquial term for a kitten> will click the link
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Its NFSW
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Excuses![]()
Looool! Cute!?![]()
Dude i just remembered the xray blow job pic. That was awesome!
FOAD
that female colleague still rips me about it -.-"
For those of you who missed it i posed a pic of a blowjob taken with an xray and marked it safe. OC opened it and couldn't figure out what it was, then a female colleague walked past and told him to stop staring at oral sex.
I rolfed so hard nearly peed myself.
/covers face and heads for das nearest window
Dude it was hilarious. Made my day. Told red about it and laughed all over again.
/facepalms self again![]()