Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

[phoenix]

Carved beef and custard?
Gravy Espresso?
Knife in left hand, fork in right hand?
Shoes the wrong way around?
Cream covered spectacles?

I usually eat with my knife in my left hand.

Don't eat meat much, so I may try Beef and Custard.
Macaroni cheese with chocolate sauce is another possibility.

Laughs at shoes the wrong way round.
Maybe I'll wear odd socks.

Hmmmm....maybe some syrup on my forehead.

 

[Dixie]

I'm pretty adventurous where it comes to food, but I considder tofu at the other end of the scale...

 

[Dixie]

I usually eat with my knife in my left hand.

Are you left handed!?

 

[Dixie]

Don't eat meat much,

My dinner tonight, consisted of rump steak, smothered in cayenne pepper with a rich black pepper sauce - blasted all the blocked nasal passages

 

[phoenix]

I'm pretty adventurous where it comes to food, but I considder tofu at the other end of the scale...

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It does taste kind of funny
but it keeps them on the knife.

 

[phoenix]

Are you left handed!?

I am. Will that be a problem? Will we have to negotiate compensation into
our Agreement?

 

[phoenix]

My dinner tonight, consisted of rump steak, smothered in cayenne pepper with a rich black pepper sauce - blasted all the blocked nasal passages

What? No green stuff?

Where was the Chilli?

 

[Dixie]

I am. Will that be a problem? Will we have to negotiate compensation into our Agreement?

Not at all. You will just have to sleep in the left side of the bed...

Oh! That might proove to be a problem...

/goes off to consult the rules for a principle or condition that customarily governs behaviour concerning a natural phenomenon or the function of a complex system...

 

[phoenix]

I thought that we had agreed to sleep in separate rooms.

/Consults Pre-nuptial contract.....

 

[Dixie]

I thought that we had agreed to sleep in separate rooms.

/Consults Pre-nuptial contract.....

Oh Yes

I remember. Well, this is the just-in-case clause

 

[phoenix]

and your mom and dad would KILL me if they found me in the same part of the house as you.

 

[phoenix]

Oh Yes

I remember. Well, this is the just-in-case clause

Don't worry. If there is only ever one bed and one room, I'll sleep outside.

 

[Dixie]

What? No green stuff?

Nope. Nothing. Nada. Had two tomatoes with it...

Where was the Chilli?

Copious amounts of cayenne pepper does compensate

 

[phoenix]

Ah.....well, I guess that Red Stuff must count for something.

Makes a note not to add any greenery to Dixie's plate when cooking.

 

[Dixie]

Makes a note not to add any greenery to Dixie's plate when cooking.

...err...I love my greens...all of them, just not with rump steak...

 

[phoenix]

Fetches rubber and removes the notes he made in the margin.

 

[Dixie]

Oi! You have two PM's

 

[Voicy]

No I don't... oh wait, not me. :/

 

[Dixie]

/feels lethargic

 

[Dixie]

Lol @ Voicy