Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

[SharkBait]

OMG, this is funny...

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/showphoto.php?photo=9909

Hope The Joker sees it...

 

[Dixie]

Stat?

Yeah, sounds military, like - you know, the TV games you bois play
"Get him Pete, stat!"

 

[phoenix]

A giant pink Wobblegong materialises in the corner. It eyes the Dooflabby...

 

[Dixie]

Dooflabby arches its back with an ominous hiss!

 

[phoenix]

Yeah, sounds military, like - you know, the TV games you bois play
"Get him Pete, stat!"

First time I have heard that expression.

You think I am a boi?

Take that back, young lady! I am no boi!

 

[phoenix]

The Wobblegong grins and slowly licks its lips. It wraps one of its 16 tentacles around the shoulders of the Dooflabby.

 

[Dixie]

Dooflabby lashes out at I'm-no-boi-wobbleschlong

 

[Dixie]

...sinking it's underdeveloped, right hand pinky finger nail, into it's shnards...

 

[Dixie]

/Wobbleschlong, giggles like a Reindeer with an extra antler shoved in the swimming trunk area...

 

[phoenix]

It's a WobbleGONG!

The WobbleGONG lifts the Dooflabby as it wraps a further 3 tentacles around it.
The WobbleGONG draws the DooFlabby to its mouth and gently licks the Dooflabby's face.

 

[Dixie]

The Wobblegong grins and slowly licks its lips. It wraps one of its 16 tentacles around the shoulders of the Dooflabby.

Ooooh, Calamari
nom,nom,nom,nom,nom,nom

 

[phoenix]

What in the name of bubblegum milkshake is a "shnard"? Another one of your imaginary creatures?

 

[phoenix]

The DooFlabby purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs contentedly.

 

[Dixie]

Wobbleschlong, having only one tentacle left, realises it's true meaning in life...

 

[phoenix]

This is absurd!

 

[Dixie]

Wobbleschlong, having only one tentacle left, realises it's true meaning in life...

The DooFlabby purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs contentedly.

...and, thus, a happy ending

 

[Dixie]

How is *that* for Epic!???

 

[Dixie]

<sigh>, so much for romantic endings...
/goes back to turning trix

 

[phoenix]

It was meant to end happily for both creatures, Dixie.

All you have done is to give the DooFlabby a serious case of indigestion....and swollen tummy, considering that the average WobbleGong is 6.4 times the size of a Dooflabby. ;-)

 

[Dixie]

It was meant to end happily for both creatures, Dixie.

In Dixie's world, all things have a romantic and semi-sloppy ending, depending on the angle