Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

[Dixie]

Ja well. Duck is a mute

/goes off to test theory that money cannot buy happiness...

 

[Dixie]

Oh crapiony...I need a sponsor/grant for that

 

[Dixie]

/looks at MH

/makes puppy eyes...

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

hey Dixie, MH

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

so it's you who makes puppy eyes ..... and all this time I thought it was God


Ola HC .....

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

ok, why is my dishes not washed yet??

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Ook is in a spot of bother it seems .........

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

lol, he isn't even home yet. And most of the pots are dirty. So how am I supposed to make supper??

 

[Dixie]

Ola Coco

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

hey dixie, you want some free supper?

almost free, you just have to wash the dishes

 

[Dixie]

*burp* I eat early

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

we don't usually eat supper, as we normally eat big for breakfast and lunch. but didn't make big lunch today, was too lazy. Now I have to make food, again

 

[phoenix]

I have Dixie here chained to the wall and will not release her unless...um....
<tries to make out what his Master wrote on the ransom note>

unless..........scribble squiggle blotch.....

Hmmmm, that doesn't make sense.

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

kids are playing outside. such nice weather outside now

 

[Hot_Chocolate]

I have Dixie here chained to the wall and will not release her unless...um....
<tries to make out what his Master wrote on the ransom note>

unless..........scribble squiggle blotch.....

Hmmmm, that doesn't make sense.

sounds like you must do those things to her??

 

[Dixie]

I have Dixie here chained to the wall and will not release her unless...um....
<tries to make out what his Master wrote on the ransom note>

unless..........scribble squiggle blotch.....

Hmmmm, that doesn't make sense.

LOL!

Stop arsing around! Did you see the doctor today!?

 

[Dixie]

sounds like you must do those things to her??

I haven't had a squiggle blotch for ages

 

[Dixie]

...well, it feels like ages anyways...

 

[phoenix]

OK folks.

If you ever want to see Dixie again, you will have to deliver <squiggle> to me tomorrow at 15H30 in the metal container next to the <scribble><squiggle>

 

[phoenix]

I haven't had a squiggle blotch for ages

Puts down his Genuine Replica Torture Instruments, picks up a runny artline felt-tipped pen and blotches Dixie.