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THat little bomb ha just a scratch need new point job damn you damn you to hell.*falls on knees waving his fists at the heavans*
 
you and me both syco...kinda feeling too nerdy after spending a day on here :p

Just kidding guys...you know I'm gonna go home, open up a beer, and play DoTA...we're all nerds to the end.

O wait, I'm going to the gym and then having sex afterwards...that doesn't sound like a nerd thing to do...I'm confused...am I a hybrid then? A mixture of nerd and cool kid? mmm...

*ponders thought*
 
sir_smoke_alot said:
you and me both syco...kinda feeling too nerdy after spending a day on here :p

Just kidding guys...you know I'm gonna go home, open up a beer, and play DoTA...we're all nerds to the end.

O wait, I'm going to the gym and then having sex afterwards...that doesn't sound like a nerd thing to do...I'm confused...am I a hybrid then? A mixture of nerd and cool kid? mmm...

*ponders thought*
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How did that thing go with that model chick the other day????? Beer and a chillax session FTW :)
 
Went...interesting...or like most of my life...100mph. But good. Went out...had drinks...quick snog...then she left...then on my way home, my mate called me.

ended up going to Billy the freaking bums, gettting HORRIBLY pissed, and dancing with 4 girls who's names i have NO recollection of and getting a love bite in my neck...without ever feeling it.

crazy shit...don't remember a thing...but I think they were average looking...although, the beer goggles have deceived me on numerous occasions :p
 
Tsar said:
One thing I can say at least I never have to worry about having a kid.
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Because you're infertal? or just plain out not having sex?

Please tell me you're like 14 and haven't discovered it yet...and if you are...just wait....it's better than getting a PS3 from Kratos on a Christmas morning, while Nariko rubs your feet and Drake pours you a beer...WAAAAAAAAAY better...

In the words of Ewen McGregor in Trainspotting, when talking about Herione:

"Take the best orgasm you have EVER had, multiply it by a million, and you're nowhere even NEAR herione."

Now the same for sex...take the best headshot you've EVER gotten, multiply it by a million, and you're nowhere even near the feeling of exstacy you receive when entering the pink velvet palace...aaaaah...bliss :D
 
sir_smoke_alot said:
Went...interesting...or like most of my life...100mph. But good. Went out...had drinks...quick snog...then she left...then on my way home, my mate called me.

ended up going to Billy the freaking bums, gettting HORRIBLY pissed, and dancing with 4 girls who's names i have NO recollection of and getting a love bite in my neck...without ever feeling it.

crazy shit...don't remember a thing...but I think they were average looking...although, the beer goggles have deceived me on numerous occasions :p
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hahahahahahahahaha.... that way u know u had an awesome nite if u remember very little :p and u hit billy the bums 4ways right???
 
Laterz Lads im outta here hitting the road and fsckin jhb traffic....

get home have a dop get motherless at the pub and then make way for tomorrow :D :p
 
Yup. Billys Fourways dude...the land of sin...oooooooooouch! Was REALLY awful! THink I'm gonna head home now. hit the gym. Come home. Have a beer. Jam some HON. and then have a NICE schnooz...maybe a little toke first though :p
 
sir_smoke_alot said:
Went...interesting...or like most of my life...100mph. But good. Went out...had drinks...quick snog...then she left...then on my way home, my mate called me.

ended up going to Billy the freaking bums, gettting HORRIBLY pissed, and dancing with 4 girls who's names i have NO recollection of and getting a love bite in my neck...without ever feeling it.

crazy shit...don't remember a thing...but I think they were average looking...although, the beer goggles have deceived me on numerous occasions :p
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Sounds like the 1st time i hade 19 redbull/jagermeister shots (it was my 19th birthday) on a friday and woke up in the dog kenel on monday. Now I'm strictly a tequila guy.
 
No just havent happened to me yet and Besides I dont spend hours playing games I spend hours playing guitar and no I am not 14 and I 20. I been to a place of bliss with the aid of acid lol
 
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