Mephisto_Helix
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I didn't need 2 controllers and I didn't need teh HDD 
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Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Don't make me murder you all with a rubber duck! 
Lycanthrope
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Any gamer psychologist (or even a 12-year-old) would easily pick up on the following:
1. You have no girlfriend and no friends.
2. You're desperate for money
/gives Mephi a hug
1. You have no girlfriend and no friends.
and I didn't need teh HDD
2. You're desperate for money
/gives Mephi a hug
tpex
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Any gamer psychologist (or even a 12-year-old) would easily pick up the following:
1. You have no girlfriend and no friends.
2. You're desperate for money
/gives Mephi a hug
LOL good work
Lycanthrope
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Mephisto_Helix
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/puts klap in vault for CT
hey, mah xbox hdd paid for mah pc hdd and enclosure so it was a good trade
hey, mah xbox hdd paid for mah pc hdd and enclosure so it was a good trade
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
You better! *gives lycan the squeeze*
*gives lycan the squeeze*
Lycanthrope
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/puts klap in vault for CT
hey, mah xbox hdd paid for mah pc hdd and enclosure so it was a good trade
heh... I have to confess... I sold my PS2, PS3, PSP and all their games to afford an upgrade for my PC and some other tidbits. So I know what it's like... I don't regret upgrading my PC at all, but I regret (immensely) selling them...
I love my JRPGs... and I loved some PS3 games and there are a number of PS3 games coming out I want...
*sigh*
Easily the stupidest and most impulsive thing I've ever done in my life...
You better!
/feels you up... Mmmm :3
Wanna be the second most impulsive thing I've done in my life? ^.^
Raven Gold
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Lycanthrope
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Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Lycanthrope
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What? >.>
You want some action too?
Difference is, I got a Rambo belt.
*swoon* You little stud-muffin you
/rubs face against belt :3
Mephisto_Helix
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rofl @ tpex .........
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
Yeah, join us. weve been trying to get a six way going.
You know it babe.
Lycanthrope
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Raven - almost at 1K posts!
GO GO GO!
*lick o' encouragement +15*
GO GO GO!
*lick o' encouragement +15*
Raven Gold
Local Boy Hunter
4 moar and carrier PWN over all! >8D
Lycanthrope
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/ravages teh Raven!
Almost... alllmoooooost!!!!!
*sigh* I'm bored...
/whips out pom-poms
tpex
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Name Your Penis
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan 'Just Do It'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really satisfies.'" The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to his left, with a smile, looks back and says, "'Timex.'"
The Thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on ticking'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "'Ford', because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to The bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret'. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why 'Secret'?"
The customer says, "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan 'Just Do It'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really satisfies.'" The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to his left, with a smile, looks back and says, "'Timex.'"
The Thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on ticking'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "'Ford', because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to The bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret'. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why 'Secret'?"
The customer says, "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"
Lycanthrope
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roflmao @ tpex
Nice joke :3
Nice joke :3
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