Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

[_Caboose_]

Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.

 

[The Joker]

How does the egg, that runs in between the sandwiches, and around the pineapple, get cooked?

See that's why you need to read the recipe.
You butter the very edge of the bread on both slices, so it sticks together.
No egg can get in that way!!

 

[SharkBait]

Dixie, here is a avatar for you.

 

[Voicy]

I don't wanna emit anything - the doc said the itching should wear off after a couple of days. I still scream when I pee, though...

Ahaaa! This is my new avatar:

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Yes, it's a period, I know! Now isn't that awsome!!?

Ka-ching!

Ek se' vir jou WOAH!

 

[_Caboose_]

sweet dudes lunch time check u later, and WOOT 200 posts!!! time to get me T&C

 

[Dixie]

Dixie, here is a avatar for you.

Remote file is too large

 

[SharkBait]

Remote file is too large

WTF? Did you right click on it and chose save image as...?

 

[Dixie]

Relax - fixed

 

[SharkBait]

Sweet, that is so you.

 

[The Joker]

Vir Mappy en Sharkie
Waarvan word brandewyn gemaak?
Tyres & Panties! As jy dit drink wil jy net spin en spyker!

 

[Voicy]

Now we can call her Spikkel

 

[Dixie]

Sweet, that is so you.

Never had such a big period before...

 

[Dixie]

My recipe makes for 1 person

KFC 5ver, 5 pieces. Large Chips, Sprincle pops fruit chutney, Mash and gravy and a miniloaf

1 Person!?

That will feed half of Zimbabwe for a week!

 

[Voicy]

Never had such a big period before...

Sies man. It's not as if it's lunch time or anything.

 

[The Joker]

'n Vlooi hardloop by 'n kroeg in, slaan 5 dubbel whisky's weg, hardloop uit, spring in die lug, moer op sy bek neer, staan op en skree: O' F@k! My hond is gesteel!!

 

[SharkBait]

Vir Mappy en Sharkie
Waarvan word brandewyn gemaak?
Tyres & Panties! As jy dit drink wil jy net spin en spyker!

'n Vlooi hardloop by 'n kroeg in, slaan 5 dubbel whisky's weg, hardloop uit, spring in die lug, moer op sy bek neer, staan op en skree: O' F@k! My hond is gesteel!!

Bwhahahaha.

 

[Eniigma]

Sweet, that is so you.

A steadily growing black hole that will suck us all in and destroy all life?


I told you chicks are the devil.

 

[SharkBait]

A steadily growing black hole that will suck us all in and destroy all life?


I told you chicks are the devil.

All men know this is how women are and yet we still love and need them.

 

[Dixie]

'n Vlooi hardloop by 'n kroeg in, slaan 5 dubbel whisky's weg, hardloop uit, spring in die lug, moer op sy bek neer, staan op en skree: O' F@k! My hond is gesteel!!

Hahahahah - saved and forwarded!

 

[Maplassie]

I R having to be eating cabanossi