Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

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AvatarS said:
And this is done, how?

I thought all chicks were carguards.
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You thought correct. However (comma) not all girls are classified as 'chicks' just as not all guys are classified as 'jocks'.

Not a common sight - but still in existence.
 
Mel said:
Tinman told me I should stay away from this thread. Looks pretty harmless to me...
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AvatarS said:
LOL. Why not? I'd have thought the answer was easy.
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When answering a girl, it's NEVER easy.

If I say yes, you'll hate me forever and devise dubious plots of how to overthrow my reign.

If I say no, you'll think I've gone sweet on you and walk all over me like every girl does to every guy who treats them well.
 
Voicy said:
When answering a girl, it's NEVER easy.

If I say yes, you'll hate me forever and devise dubious plots of how to overthrow my reign.

If I say no, you'll think I've gone sweet on you and walk all over me like every girl does to every guy who treats them well.
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If you say yes: my plots will not be dubious. They will be perfectly planned and executed, down to the last detail.

If you say no, I will not! I'm too ridiculously nice and sweet for that, unfortunately. You have sources where you can confirm that :p
 
AvatarS said:
If you say yes: my plots will not be dubious. They will be perfectly planned and executed, down to the last detail.

If you say no, I will not! I'm too ridiculously nice and sweet for that, unfortunately. You have sources where you can confirm that :p
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We've been over this before in Kitten's thread. Nice guys always finish 7th. Always.

Incidentally, my good mate & lead singer for the Transkei Cowboys has written a new song and his lyrics were based on my opinions.

It basically revolves around my theory that:

If you treat a girl like a princess, she'll rate herself and think she's special and can do much better than you. Treat her like crap and she'll think she's worthless & if someone who she's with treats her THAT bad, imagine how bad strangers will treat her. So she's better off sticking with what she has - in the hopes of changing you.

With that in mind, you get plenty girls out there who snob you before you've even said a word ... and I've been tempted to walk upto one of those chicks and tell her "You're not as pretty as you think you are."

The song's chorus starts off:

"You're not as pretty as you think you are!"
"You're just a b**** and I'm putting it lightly!"
"You're not as pretty as you think you are!"
"Does saying this, mean you're starting to like me?"

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