Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

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It did cross my mind, for a second, now if only she can breathe through her ears :o

Why does she need to breath through her ears? Its not that hard getting a breath of air while... u know. But with a tongue like that she could lick ur ovaries... <missing sick smiley>
 
When is she leaving?

Tomorrow evening. She can't even crash by my place tonight coz she has to pack and do a load of shite for my Monster in Law. Going to some cockamamy braai thing tonight id much rather be home doing.... never mind that.:o
 
Hey, three weeks will fly by, you'll see! Is she going on business or pleasure?

Going to see her family so pleasure i guess. I know 3 weeks is nothing but... ag im just being stoopid.When me and my ex split 2 or so years ago it was over the phone. the last time i actually saw her was at the airport, so i did't know that was going to be the last time i was ever going to see her. So now im just... i just hate airports and good byes and all that jazz.
 
So she can breathe while...er...you know...bj...

Oh... lol. Feel like a tit now. Still don't understand why they are the most important. With out a mouth she can't eat and will die, with out an ahole she cant take a dump and will explode in a eruption of Sh*t....
 
Oh... lol. Feel like a tit now. Still don't understand why they are the most important. With out a mouth she can't eat and will die, with out an ahole she cant take a dump and will explode in a eruption of Sh*t....

Technically.. if she had not mouth, there would be no "sh*t";)
 
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