OmegaFenix
The Legendary Troll Hunter
/Advices we get Dixie to hook Phoenix up with a gurl so she can pop his cherry.
Somewhere I got the impression that you were baking something for a certain bakery, to be sold by them, so your baking skillz can make you some money...
Where did I go wrong?
God forbid she touches you in your swimsuit area.
Um....
definition
Yes.
Also not comfortable with other people in real life and grossed out by any references to the s-word.
/Advices we get Dixie to hook Phoenix up with a gurl so she can pop his cherry.
Um....
definition
Yes.
Also not comfortable with other people in real life and grossed out by any references to the s-word.
Salt? Sugar? Sweets? or was it SEX? You dont like the word SEX? Why is that? Does SEX freak you out?
Just thinking where you would be looking for a guys cherry grosses me out and popping it sounds painful![]()
Nah, Dixie wouldn't be that mean.
cool, weird to me, but that's just me ...... it's not gonna make me think any different![]()
You are thinking of a prostate sir, not a cherry![]()
Put it another way....
I have....a condition
I live in a home.
I do not earn enough to be financially independant and so there is no chance of me ever being able to get my own place and live by myself, let alone get married.
Not really any point in wooing a woman even if they did reduce me to drooling idiocy.
So where would we be looking for a guys cherry that you would "break" or "pop"?![]()
To be honest, I have no idea... I think I was drunk that night...
*Wanders off muttering something about whisky*