Thread Killer - Gaming Edition (PG13)

[Dixie]

All three?

 

[Dixie]

/does the rain dance

 

[Dixie]

Aloha Phoenix

 

[phoenix]

A very isolated shower buckets down over the Dixie, leaving her soaking wet.

/The Butler comes running with a mop.

 

[phoenix]

Aloha Phoenix

Aloha Dixie!

Gives the Dixie a giant hairdryer.

 

[Dixie]

LoL, Phoenix! WTH!?

Look away, while I get out of my wet clothes!

...but hand me a towel first

 

[phoenix]

/Returns from his trip downstairs where he went to fetch himself something hot and strong to drink.

Alas, no muffins.

 

[phoenix]

LoL, Phoenix! WTH!?

Look away, while I get out of my wet clothes!

...but hand me a towel first

Hands Dixie a towel, points her in the direction of the TK bathroom and runs away with his eyes shut.

 

[phoenix]

*The next post panel is censored. Do not look.*

 

[Dixie]

You cannot run with shut eyes!

 

[phoenix]

/Stops running and puts on a blindfold.

Runs around in circles, blindfolded.

Collides with the TK Brick Wall. *Thwack*

Falls over, stunned and bleeding.

 

[Strategist01]

Ok, back from school Rugby was a killer...ow my back...

 

[phoenix]

You cannot run with shut eyes!

/Tries to run with eyes wide shut.

 

[phoenix]

Ok, back from school Rugby was a killer...ow my back...

mauled in the ruck, were you?

 

[Strategist01]

Collides with the TK Brick Wall. *Thwack*

Falls over, stunned and bleeding.

/me helps phoenix back up, and gives him a band aid.
Feeling better?

 

[Strategist01]

mauled in the ruck, were you?

Tackled...

 

[Dixie]

Ok, back from school Rugby was a killer...ow my back...

Heavy water bottles?

 

[phoenix]

/me helps phoenix back up, and gives him a band aid.
Feeling better?

ooooooooh.......argh............by dose.........

fank you for the plaster.........limps off in search of bandages, painkillers and maybe some medical attention.

 

[phoenix]

Tackled...

Spear tackle?

 

[Dixie]

ooooooooh.......argh............by dose.........

fank you for the plaster.........limps off in search of bandages, painkillers and maybe some medical attention.

/bodyslams phoenix to the ground

Stand back everyone! I know CPR!