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[Wenzdayz]

Listen ppls what do ya think i should get the BF for his bday.... apart from stripping and giving him a lapdance

i was thinking something for his car, but he is very pedantic about stuff not being to flashy for his car ex. car mats...as in ford branded ones as he drives a ford fiesta
otherwise shoes ex. macbeth sneakers (although hes got the same amount of shoes as me)
mebe a game (but he'll think i wanted it and just bought it for him so i could play it as well)

PLLLEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEEE HHHEELLLLPPP!
clothes? (although his cuboard cant hold anymore clothes)

 

[OmegaFenix]

You are in the presence of a Goddess...her ageless beauty has been unsurpassed for centuries...

Pix or its BS. For a goddess she sure talks very little....

 

[Oculate]

Listen ppls what do ya think i should get the BF for his bday.... apart from stripping and giving him a lapdance

i was thinking something for his car, but he is very pedantic about stuff not being to flashy for his car ex. car mats...as in ford branded ones as he drives a ford fiesta
otherwise shoes ex. macbeth sneakers (although hes got the same amount of shoes as me)
mebe a game (but he'll think i wanted it and just bought it for him so i could play it as well)

PLLLEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEEE HHHEELLLLPPP!
clothes? (although his cuboard cant hold anymore clothes)

Still a winning option

Otherwise, I don't really buy gifts for guys... we usually get wasted at a club

 

[OmegaFenix]

Listen ppls what do ya think i should get the BF for his bday.... apart from stripping and giving him a lapdance

i was thinking something for his car, but he is very pedantic about stuff not being to flashy for his car ex. car mats...as in ford branded ones as he drives a ford fiesta
otherwise shoes ex. macbeth sneakers (although hes got the same amount of shoes as me)
mebe a game (but he'll think i wanted it and just bought it for him so i could play it as well)

PLLLEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEEE HHHEELLLLPPP!
clothes? (although his cuboard cant hold anymore clothes)

A pregnancy test with two little stripes on it.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

blah blah .... apart from stripping and giving him a lapdance ... blah blah

pics or it's BS

 

[Wenzdayz]

A pregnancy test with two little stripes on it.

*SIGH*

 

[Oculate]

*SIGH*

LOL

/waits for das females of Tk to /klap Omegaboi

 

[Wenzdayz]

pics or it's BS

sorry MH but i does not share those kind of pics.....

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

sorry MH but i does not share those kind of pics.....

sorry Wenz but it's my right to call BS because of no pictorial evidence

 

[OmegaFenix]

*SIGH*

What, he would never forget it.

I suck at getting gifts so u really shouldn't ask me. I think the stripping idea is gr8. What about a bottle of whiskey or something.

 

[OmegaFenix]

LOL

/waits for das females of Tk to /klap Omegaboi

loool. The dude would never forget it and his reaction will also tell you if he is husband material.

 

[Wenzdayz]

Ja sure Omega whatever..... the bf wont have any funny reactions to a prego test, its not as though hes never seen one *SIGH*
/drags flaming hot pitchfork from zim dollas fire

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

loool. The dude would never forget it and his reaction will also tell you if he is husband material.

I had a friend whose gf said that a huge knob is husband material ............ needless to say, my friend and her never got married, lol

 

[Dixie]

*SIGH*

Wenz, I he does not own one, get him a rechargeble electric shaver.

Philips with the three shaving heads, to be precise.

They can be costly. Just get the most expensive one you can afford.

They have a flip-up trimmer that works great on bikini lines as well

 

[Xenophon]

Xeno is inc

/hides in Dixies undercarriage

Wussy

/faps in anticipation of Xeno's arrival .....

Not again

/admires Xeno's Coconuts

How many times do I hafta tell you I'm not your type?????

PS, was it you or skoob I married (or stood up at the altar) ?

So i take it a woman or else MH wouldn't be fapping so hard.

.

Last time I checked I was still female Though it might change at any moment

/humps Xeno's leg ......

/lifts knee..... HARD

/touches Xeno where it smells funny

Ooi, watch it *shakes fist*

I don't believe ive met this Xeno. Allow me to introduce myself.
OmegaFenix is the name, blowing shit up is mah game.

Nice to meet you, I think.

Doesn't it stink when you blow shit up?

Welcome back, Xeno

Fanks *blushes*

You are in the presence of a Goddess...her ageless beauty has been unsurpassed for centuries...

Glad you finally admit it.

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

+1 on the electric shaver .......... you get some awesome ones these days ...... I just don't happen to have 2k available for the one I want

 

[Wenzdayz]

Wenz, I he does not own one, get him a rechargeble electric shaver.

Philips with the three shaving heads, to be precise.

They can be costly. Just get the most expensive one you can afford.

They have a flip-up trimmer that works great on bikini lines as well

Loool, he has 2 one that he got when was at school and a really nice one that he got from his brother in law last year so nope another would be useless.

 

[Solitude]

Wait a second. This is a gaming forum. Yet there are 3 ladies active in the TK thread at the moment.

That's it, I know what's going on... I'm in the Twilight Zone!

 

[Xenophon]

oops, sorry MH

/slaps MH

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

Wait a second. This is a gaming forum. Yet there are 3 ladies active in the TK thread at the moment.

That's it, I know what's going on... I'm in the Twilight Zone!

don't question the good fortune ......... just fap and wave, fap and wave