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[phoenix]

who's your monkey?

Who yo' munkee?

AH'M yo' monkee!

 

[Solitude]

Somebody noticed.

Haha it seems everyone has read Pratchett's works.

 

[The_Librarian]

/takes both phoenix and solitute and jam their heads up their a$$es

 

[The_Librarian]

Pratchett FTW!!!

That man is a genius!

 

[phoenix]

/takes both phoenix and solitute and jam their heads up their a$$es

Pffffft........MonkeyBoi can try.

 

[Dixie]

pass the cabbage, baked beans and onions please

Now that is living dangerously

/intercepts bowl, takes all the beans and half the onions...

Bwaaahahahah! Revenge is sweet

 

[Solitude]

Pratchett FTW!!!

That man is a genius!

I agree.

Will pop into TK again a bit later. Cheers peoples.

 

[phoenix]

What were they thinking when the tried to make a Wii version of Dead Space. Fools!
Playing this game with the Wiimote and Nunchuck must be the dumbest idea I have come across in years.

 

[phoenix]

Starts a fire.

Toasts his tootsies in front of the fire.

 

[The_Librarian]

Starts a fire.

Toasts his b0ll0x in front of the fire.

 

[Dixie]

My favourite TP quote:

"Let me put forward another suggestion: That you are nothing more than a lucky species of ape that is trying to understand the complexities of creation via a language that evolved in order to tell one another where the ripe fruit was?"

Quoted for its epicness

 

[Dixie]

Starts a fire.

Toasts his tootsies in front of the fire.

*yawns*
*stretches*
/offers belly
/purrs

 

[The_Librarian]

Yo Dix!

The ripe fruit is on that tree over there

*points to tree*

*waits for Dix to climb tree and get some fruit... /me est lazy*

 

[phoenix]

Dixie, you have impeccable taste in reading material.

*grins*

Rolls out the rug in front of the fire and fetches marshmallows.


We are having what I hope is a short function after work tomorrow dueing which we will be told what the arrangements are for the compulsory staff weekend away.

 

[phoenix]

*yawns*
*stretches*
/offers belly
/purrs

Gently lefts the Dixie and caresses the silky soft fur of its belly.


Mmmmmmmmm

 

[phoenix]

Yo Dix!

The ripe fruit is on that tree over there

*points to tree*

*waits for Dix to climb tree and get some fruit... /me est lazy*

I see you like dem coconuts.

 

[phoenix]

Fetches freshly warmed milk for the Dixie.

 

[Dixie]

Yo Dix!

The ripe fruit is on that tree over there

Sorry Oom, I am now in the capable hands of the Zen master...

Gently lefts the Dixie and caresses the silky soft fur of its belly.

<sigh>.........<heaven>.........purrs.......

.z.z.z.z.zzzzzzzzzz

 

[phoenix]

How dainty are the paws of the Dixie.
How delicate her ears and pink her tongue.

 

[Alan]

* notes freaking Phoenix/dixie mating ritual *