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The sexiness spell bounces off Gradius' shield and hits Phoenix. :eek:

Phoenix staggers and props himself up against the wall.
 
Smoke begins to pour from Phoenix' ears.
He runs to the mens' bathroom and pours himself a tubfull of cold water.
He climbs into the bathtub.
Dense clouds of steam billow from the Men's Bathroom.
 
Smoke begins to pour from Phoenix' ears.
He runs to the mens' bathroom and pours himself a tubfull of cold water.
He climbs into the bathtub.
Dense clouds of steam billow from the Men's Bathroom.

Oi! You better shape up! I'm hiding behind you :eek:

/hands Phoenix a Disprin
 
Why are you hiding behind me, Dixie?

:eek:

Dixie! Get out of the Men's bathroom! What are you doing in the bath with me??! This is in contravention of our Contract [Page 4 Paragraph 3 Subsection 7d]

Good thing I kept on my suit and heavy jacket. :o
 
Phoenix waddles out of the bathroom, trailing puddles of hot water. Steam rises from his tuxedo and a never-before seen expression crosses his face.

He stares at Gradius, then turns around and gropes his way through the steam towards the medicine cabinet.
 
Silly! The Medicine cabinet doesn't have a knob, it uses a fingerprint reader.

The door to the medicine cabinet opens.

Phoenix looks for an Antidote to the Spell.
 
Gah! Kalahari.net is annoying me!

They will not allow me to use my voucher on Sale Items and now they say I cannot use it to purchase a memory card reader either as it does not meet with the Terms and Conditions attached to the Voucher. Nowhere does it mention what these T&C's might be.

:mad:
 
YES!!!

/me spends 2000 gold coin internets on everyone on this forum RAR

let's all drink pina coladas and dance in the rain! :D
~get's his boogy on~
 
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