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Eeck he has taken the files and just looked at me with this ja you fucked up nicely here and said i can go he will have a look at them
 
Iam3G said:
So this contractor comes today to fix our bathroom extractor fan. He puts it in and switches it on. He says there is a wall that the air is shooting against and pushing it back.

He then puts it in the opposite way... Now I'm beginning to wonder if its even supposed to be in this way? LOL. I was afraid to ask anything because I didn't know any better.
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Wait explain this again. he did what!
 
Something to spruise up the day.



(A caller is complaining that there is something wrong with her computer when she tries to access the internet. I run through the usual diagnostics, but nothing seems to help. I have already been put on probation for letting my calls go over seven minutes, and I am eager to get this call completed.)

Me: “Ma’am, before we proceed, I’m going to need you to defrag your computer and when it’s completed, call us back to finish the procedure.”

Customer: “What does ‘derag’ mean?”

Me: It’s a maintenance task that’s basically cleaning up your computer. I can walk you—”

Customer: “Okay, thanks!” *hangs up*

(I assume we’ve been disconnected, so I call the customer back to finish the call.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we seemed to have been cut off—”

Customer: “Oh don’t worry about it! You’ve been most helpful.”

Me: “I thought I should call you back and walk you through defragging your hard drive.”

Customer: “That’s very kind of you, but I already started to…” *giggles* “…defrag my computer!”

Me: “Okay. In that case, when the computer is finished, call us back and we can see if that did the trick. It should take a few hours at least—”

Customer: “Oh, it won’t take THAT long. The rinse cycle should be done in a half hour.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “My dishwasher has an efficiency setting. Though I admit, it was difficult getting the computer in there.”

Me: “You put your computer in the DISHWASHER?”

Customer: “Well, it was too big to put in the sink.”

(At this point, I had no idea what to do. I told the customer that I would document the conversation in our logs, and she could call back for further technical support. Then I closed down my station and told my supervisor that I was sick and had to go home. He was doubled over with laughter, having listened to my calls. The call logs made their way around my shift-mates, who hung a ‘Dry Clean Only’ sign on my station. The upside is I was never bothered about my call time again.)
 
Crzwaco said:
Wait explain this again. he did what!
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LOL.

Extractor fan wasn't working. He put the wires back in, it works. He puts it in the whole, but at the end the as he explained, the air shoots against the wall and he can feel it pushing back out the fan.

He then takes it out, and puts it in in reverse lol.

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I and I just saw Superman taking a shot of Johnny Red O_O

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Crzwaco said:
Something to spruise up the day.
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Funny! HAHAHAHA :D
 
Iam3G said:
LOL.

Extractor fan wasn't working. He put the wires back in, it works. He puts it in the whole, but at the end the as he explained, the air shoots against the wall and he can feel it pushing back out the fan.

He then takes it out, and puts it in in reverse lol.

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I and I just saw Superman taking a shot of Johnny Red O_O

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Funny! HAHAHAHA :D
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So now you have have a fan that is blowing and not sucking out then it can't be called an extraction fan :p
 
OMG the cheetahs are 17-0 down to the flipping rebels.... my super rugby weekend has just gone down the drain...
 
Helped a colleague out at wok with his laptop walks in this morning with a bottle of single malt 10 year whiskey and hands it to me !

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Wenzdayz said:
OMG the cheetahs are 17-0 down to the flipping rebels.... my super rugby weekend has just gone down the drain...
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What in good fsck !
 
InSanity said:
Helped a colleague out at wok with his laptop walks in this morning with a bottle of single malt 10 year whiskey and hands it to me !

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What in good fsck !
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how lucky of you, i good do with a stiff drink right now.
the cheetahs never travel well and i should have kept that in mind when making my picks...
 
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