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I actually know a chick that looks exactly like that, minus the dreads
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Eight Grave Mistakes Men Make when Trying to Impress a Woman
Eight Grave Mistakes Men Make when Trying to Impress a Woman
1. Playing the Rich Guy
Even if you have the money you’re throwing at parties, it’s not a good way to start a relationship. Attracting women with finances brings about only women who are in it for the money. If you don’t have this money, you are going to have a bad time when the actual relationship starts. Even if the girl’s not with you for this, she will be expecting the same act as in the beginning.
2. Boasting
No one likes a bragger! Stop emphasizing on the great stories that make you awesome. Haven’t noticed that people stopped inviting you for a night-out? You have no new friends, even though you’ve met new people. Well, Mr Blahblah, the reason is your bragging!
3. Pretending to Like Her Music
If you two love the same bands; it’s great! Nevertheless, if you like rock and she likes Eros Ramazzotti and you’re pretending to like this Italian singer… You’re looking forward to a first dance to the tunes of “Piu’ Bella Cosa†at your wedding.
4. Overdoing the Cologne
It’s nice that you want to smell good for your date, but cologne needs to be used with care. Put too much and it becomes a stinky, skunk-like odour. It can make many women walk on the opposite sidewalk.
5. Saying Lies to Make Yourself Look Better
Obvious lies are obvious and girls don’t like this. If she believes you, then the problem is even worse. Have you thought about what could happen if you actually encountered a similar situation to the ones you’ve lied about? She will expect you to do the same as in the story.
6. Looking at Your Phone too often
Dating someone or plainly going out with a girl, no matter the stage – she does want to be the one and only at these moments. Constantly checking your phone will not make her feel like this.
7. Getting into Fights
This is bad and will get worse. Although girls like men who stand up and are not mommy’s boys, being arrested will not make her happy. Consider the situation and try to come out on top with intellect when possible. This will make her love you even more.
8. Mentioning Your Previous Relationships
Good or bad – mentioning your ex is all the same no matter if it’s in a negative or positive way. Your girl would think “how would he talk about me when I’m gone?†and from here the little root will grow and grow.
Eight Grave Mistakes Men Make when Trying to Impress a Woman
1. Playing the Rich Guy
Even if you have the money you’re throwing at parties, it’s not a good way to start a relationship. Attracting women with finances brings about only women who are in it for the money. If you don’t have this money, you are going to have a bad time when the actual relationship starts. Even if the girl’s not with you for this, she will be expecting the same act as in the beginning.
2. Boasting
No one likes a bragger! Stop emphasizing on the great stories that make you awesome. Haven’t noticed that people stopped inviting you for a night-out? You have no new friends, even though you’ve met new people. Well, Mr Blahblah, the reason is your bragging!
3. Pretending to Like Her Music
If you two love the same bands; it’s great! Nevertheless, if you like rock and she likes Eros Ramazzotti and you’re pretending to like this Italian singer… You’re looking forward to a first dance to the tunes of “Piu’ Bella Cosa†at your wedding.
4. Overdoing the Cologne
It’s nice that you want to smell good for your date, but cologne needs to be used with care. Put too much and it becomes a stinky, skunk-like odour. It can make many women walk on the opposite sidewalk.
5. Saying Lies to Make Yourself Look Better
Obvious lies are obvious and girls don’t like this. If she believes you, then the problem is even worse. Have you thought about what could happen if you actually encountered a similar situation to the ones you’ve lied about? She will expect you to do the same as in the story.
6. Looking at Your Phone too often
Dating someone or plainly going out with a girl, no matter the stage – she does want to be the one and only at these moments. Constantly checking your phone will not make her feel like this.
7. Getting into Fights
This is bad and will get worse. Although girls like men who stand up and are not mommy’s boys, being arrested will not make her happy. Consider the situation and try to come out on top with intellect when possible. This will make her love you even more.
8. Mentioning Your Previous Relationships
Good or bad – mentioning your ex is all the same no matter if it’s in a negative or positive way. Your girl would think “how would he talk about me when I’m gone?†and from here the little root will grow and grow.
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9. Reading junk like this
The only tip when trying to get a girl is be yourself
On another note ooooooooouuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhhiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee
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Seven Mistakes a Girl Can Make On the First Date
1. Staying Silent
Although not every girl does this on her first date, many actually are silent as a fish in such occasions. You’re not just meeting a new person, you are also on a romantic dinner or at the movies. No matter the situation, there is something you can and should talk about. There is a big chance, considering men do not gossip and talk as much as girls in general, that he is not going to last much talking all by himself.
2. Talking about the Men in Your Family
It is cute to tell stories about other people in your family, but if it’s all about the men and you’re telling all these exceptional stories… the one in front of you might think you’re going to compare him to your father and brother and he would lose. You don’t want this to happen.
3. Bringing up the Kids
Are you seriously talking how great it would be to have children on a first date? Sure, you might be thinking about it, but men are not suited for such conversations, even the ones who have been married for years and really want a kid.
4. Texting your Head off
Okay, he got it – you’ve got plenty of friends and family members that want to talk to you. But need it be as urgent? Are you a doctor or a police officer? If the answer is ‘no’, then just leave the phone away and watch him. Is he that boring?
5. Cancelling the Date
There are always reasons that might come up for cancelling a first date. Bad day at the office, injury and whatnot. These things can’t be planned and it’s better to call and reschedule than to be nervous and unhappy when with him. If you’re cancelling without such a reason, then just don’t accept the invitation in the first place, you obviously don’t’ like him!
6. Being Unreasonably Picky when it Comes to Food
It’s okay to have your preferences, but pickiness can be annoying when done wrongly. The guys always ask if you have preferences and if you don’t like Indian or Chinese food, just say so when you have the chance. Going to the Sushi restaurant and ordering a drink with green salad is not cool.
7. High Heels
No, guys love the illusion created by the high heels – you seem to have longer legs and look taller. But overdoing the length might turn him off. Having a 3-inch difference with him is okay, but with 4-inch heels, you are now taller and this will ruin the experience. Not to mention that he can’t take you to a fun place he usually enjoys if you’re dressed for a fancy French restaurant.
1. Staying Silent
Although not every girl does this on her first date, many actually are silent as a fish in such occasions. You’re not just meeting a new person, you are also on a romantic dinner or at the movies. No matter the situation, there is something you can and should talk about. There is a big chance, considering men do not gossip and talk as much as girls in general, that he is not going to last much talking all by himself.
2. Talking about the Men in Your Family
It is cute to tell stories about other people in your family, but if it’s all about the men and you’re telling all these exceptional stories… the one in front of you might think you’re going to compare him to your father and brother and he would lose. You don’t want this to happen.
3. Bringing up the Kids
Are you seriously talking how great it would be to have children on a first date? Sure, you might be thinking about it, but men are not suited for such conversations, even the ones who have been married for years and really want a kid.
4. Texting your Head off
Okay, he got it – you’ve got plenty of friends and family members that want to talk to you. But need it be as urgent? Are you a doctor or a police officer? If the answer is ‘no’, then just leave the phone away and watch him. Is he that boring?
5. Cancelling the Date
There are always reasons that might come up for cancelling a first date. Bad day at the office, injury and whatnot. These things can’t be planned and it’s better to call and reschedule than to be nervous and unhappy when with him. If you’re cancelling without such a reason, then just don’t accept the invitation in the first place, you obviously don’t’ like him!
6. Being Unreasonably Picky when it Comes to Food
It’s okay to have your preferences, but pickiness can be annoying when done wrongly. The guys always ask if you have preferences and if you don’t like Indian or Chinese food, just say so when you have the chance. Going to the Sushi restaurant and ordering a drink with green salad is not cool.
7. High Heels
No, guys love the illusion created by the high heels – you seem to have longer legs and look taller. But overdoing the length might turn him off. Having a 3-inch difference with him is okay, but with 4-inch heels, you are now taller and this will ruin the experience. Not to mention that he can’t take you to a fun place he usually enjoys if you’re dressed for a fancy French restaurant.
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