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psssssh, HE is sure as all hell still packing knob so it's a HE :p

Reminds me of a song.

*clears throat*

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end
A wizard's staff has a knob on the ennndddd!
What he does with it is magic!

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end
And runes run up the shaft
It's long and proud and stiff and loud
It's the pride of wizardcraft.
 
Man, faceboob can be so fucken meh ........ needs some excitement
I like it more than Facepalm...

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Noooo you are a HE

Aaaaaand that reminds me of another song:

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Cara
C-a-r-a Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

*snip-snip*

Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Cara
Ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara
Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara
 
Aaaaaand that reminds me of another song:

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Cara
C-a-r-a Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

*snip-snip*

Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Cara
Ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara
Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

Mister 44, "The Lyrically Advanced" :)
 
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Aaaaaand that reminds me of another song:

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Cara
C-a-r-a Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

*snip-snip*

Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Cara
Ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara
Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara ca-ca-ca-ca Cara

I love it!!! I wish I could make my whole sig that song! You and Murph both brought tears to my eyes today!!!!:love:
 
.... I can haz teh porno collection for that :p I'm a boob dude and I think that random boobs every 30mins every day would bring about world peace, true story.

I'm a little more dependent in that regard. If possible - every 5 - 20 mins I needs boobies. Or at least a hot barely-clothing woman.
 
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