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Vampothic said:
I said: "You're a disgusting MSP!", and he took it as an insult to his mother - not that I was directly or indirectly insulting his mother in any shape of form. It was taken out of context. Try explaining that shit to him.
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If you gonna be usign them fighting words i suggest you prepare for a fight !!!
 
Cara said:
Lol why would I want to do that? :p
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List of Spinal Tap drummers:

John "Stumpy" Pepys (1964–1966) Died in a bizarre gardening accident, that the authorities said was "best left unsolved."

Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs (1966–1967) Choked on vomit of unknown origin, perhaps but not necessarily his own, because "you can't really dust for vomit."

Peter "James" Bond (1967–1977) Spontaneously combusted on stage during a jazz festival on the Isle of Lucy.

Mick Shrimpton (1977–1982) Exploded onstage.

Joe "Mama" Besser (1982) Claimed he "couldn't take this 4/4 shit"; according to an MTV interview with Spinal Tap in November 1991, he disappeared along with the equipment during their Japanese tour. He is either dead or playing jazz.

Richard "Ric" Shrimpton (1982–1999) Allegedly sold his dialysis machine for drugs; presumed dead.

Sammy "Stumpy" Bateman (1999-2001) Died trying to jump over a tank full of sharks while on a tricycle in a freak show.

Scott "Skippy" Scuffleton (2001–2007) Fate unknown.

Chris "Poppa" Cadeau (2007–2008) Eaten by his pet python Cleopatra.

Plus 9 other drummers at various times (Probably between 1970 and 1981) all of whom are dead.
 
Mister 44 said:
List of Spinal Tap drummers:

/snip wall of remembrance

Plus 9 other drummers at various times (Probably between 1970 and 1981) all of whom are dead.
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Hahahahaha you want me to die? I don't even own a Iphone.



Or wait let me check....





Yes it's an Iphone 5.:D
 
iPhone 5 Thread... someone make one :)

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MalicE said:
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yes, you can call it "iPhone 5: For people who don't like change and innovation"
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Lol!

I've never personally used an iPhone before, so I cannot give an opinion on it, nor hate it, nor like it.





Also: My Remember Me download is almost complete.
 
And Im back

Crusader, that glare is there every fooken day - its the office front door so I have it in my face till about 1.

Race and Wenzie, that is my desk with my study materials and highlighters and so forth, that is what it looks like after a week of studying and doing work in between :P

Race ek belowe ek maak dit netjies voor ek loop op n vrydag.
 
I don't know at all who this person or group of people are, if I'm honest.

Edit: Also - if I had the luxury of a licence, car, gf(optional) and money - this would not be a problem.

Then it'd be more like:

Keep
Calm
and
Eat
Sleep
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repeat

;)
 
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Pardon the caps, but I'm not going to retype the lot:

7 Simple home remedies that work

Amazing simple home remedies : these really work!!


1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2 to avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat- use the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. [remember to use a timer.]

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives - you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life : Q20 and duct tape : if it doesn't move and should, use the Q20. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Edit: Thanks to McT for getting rid of the all-caps.
 
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