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somebody obviously wants some thor
 
While we are on the subject:

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
 
kekeke, how funny is it to look at 'new posts' and see how many threads have the same person last posted in them ......... fucken comp spammers, ha
 
why is this day gooooooooooooing so slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow :(
 
My buddy Louis had a GF that spoke like that ...... we'd get stoned and then all laugh in the lounge because all we'd hear was "Oh Wooey, oh wooey" :D

That's not funny! I can't say "R". I say "L" instead. Its not really brei but sort of... You can't really hear it when I speak english. But you can just imagine what it sounds like when I say "proes straat"...:rolleyes:
 
So, I had one of the weirdest thing happen to me last night (this morning if you want to get technical). I dreamt of a friend introducing me to someone I've never seen or heard of ever in my life.

The name of that person stuck in my mind as I woke up, so I thought "let's do a harmless Facebook search", and what do you know, found the exact person I dreamt about :wtf: (and by exact I mean how the person looks feature for feature 0_0)

MH, did you hex me or something of the sort:p?
 
So, I had one of the weirdest thing happen to me last night (this morning if you want to get technical). I dreamt of a friend introducing me to someone I've never seen or heard of ever in my life.

The name of that person stuck in my mind as I woke up, so I thought "let's do a harmless Facebook search", and what do you know, found the exact person I dreamt about :wtf: (and by exact I mean how the person looks feature for feature 0_0)

MH, did you hex me or something of the sort:p?

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