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Murph
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And a dog will wake you if up if the house is on fire. Cats will just bail.
Also, this one:
Your move Wenz
Wenzdayz
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uhm well...ja.... those are trueAnd a dog will wake you if up if the house is on fire. Cats will just bail.
Also, this one:
Your move Wenz
ja i am definitely my cats slave, when she meows i get up to see what she wants... mine also has this evil streak where she doesnt purr unless she really really really wants something
dogs may be able to detect cancer but cats teaches you how to love (ie love something that doesnt necessarily love you)
oh and another thing... i can guarantee you that guys who like or have cats get laid more often...
GReeN_ORB
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Morning and welcome to the world of indentured servitude...
Murph
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Now that's BS.
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Wyvern
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That dog is a carbon copy of my dog ......... freaky
Murph
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Then you have a cool dog.
DCWarhound
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Does anyone if MyBroadband changed their links?
Usually links in the newsletter direct you to MyBroadband.co.za but i recently got a duplicate of a mail but the links redirect to MyBroadBandMail.co.za
Phishing link or did they actually change their links?
Usually links in the newsletter direct you to MyBroadband.co.za but i recently got a duplicate of a mail but the links redirect to MyBroadBandMail.co.za
Phishing link or did they actually change their links?
Wenzdayz
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10 reasons why cats think they are awesome
1.Cats make great alarm clocks, waking up humans right on time, at the same time every morning. Even better, we do not have snooze alarms.
2. With our soft, touchable fur and calming purrs, cats are great stress-relievers.
3. Cats are great help around the house. We will supervise everything you do, especially if it involves boxes, wrapping paper or food. Oh, except for vacuuming and certain other domestic chores which are beneath us.
4. Cats are creatures of discernment; the kind of love we offer is deeply considered and not given lightly. It is a much richer, more complex bond than one has with any other creature. Including humans, who tend to be too complex and often lacking in richness.
5. Cats are living, breathing home decor, with more grace and beauty than the vase that we knocked off the mantle. In fact, replacing your breakables with cats creates a stunning look for your home.
6. Cats will teach you how to hunt, if you let us.
7. Cats will watch even the worst reality TV show with you and never disparage your taste in programming.
8. If you have never aspired to a leadership position, a cat makes the perfect pet because you will never be our boss. In fact, bossing us around is futile.
9. You never have to buy clothes for a cat. In fact, we prefer that you don’t.
10. Cats constantly remind you that rules are made to be broken.
\ends dog/cat war for now..... at least
1.Cats make great alarm clocks, waking up humans right on time, at the same time every morning. Even better, we do not have snooze alarms.
2. With our soft, touchable fur and calming purrs, cats are great stress-relievers.
3. Cats are great help around the house. We will supervise everything you do, especially if it involves boxes, wrapping paper or food. Oh, except for vacuuming and certain other domestic chores which are beneath us.
4. Cats are creatures of discernment; the kind of love we offer is deeply considered and not given lightly. It is a much richer, more complex bond than one has with any other creature. Including humans, who tend to be too complex and often lacking in richness.
5. Cats are living, breathing home decor, with more grace and beauty than the vase that we knocked off the mantle. In fact, replacing your breakables with cats creates a stunning look for your home.
6. Cats will teach you how to hunt, if you let us.
7. Cats will watch even the worst reality TV show with you and never disparage your taste in programming.
8. If you have never aspired to a leadership position, a cat makes the perfect pet because you will never be our boss. In fact, bossing us around is futile.
9. You never have to buy clothes for a cat. In fact, we prefer that you don’t.
10. Cats constantly remind you that rules are made to be broken.
\ends dog/cat war for now..... at least
Murph
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Ooh! Closing arguments:
http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-f...utable-reasons-why-dogs-are-better-than-cats/
Finally, from the article,
Cats are certified assholes from fetushood on. Any love you sense from a cat is projected entirely on them, or because of the camaraderie you feel with their general disdain for life and human beings. Essentially, cats are just waiting for us to die.
Adjourned. (Until mid year sometime)
http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-f...utable-reasons-why-dogs-are-better-than-cats/
Finally, from the article,
Cats are certified assholes from fetushood on. Any love you sense from a cat is projected entirely on them, or because of the camaraderie you feel with their general disdain for life and human beings. Essentially, cats are just waiting for us to die.
Adjourned. (Until mid year sometime
)
DCWarhound
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