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Right so I got offered a new job by one of our directors. Considering I just about tore the living shit out of my staff, maybe the change will do be good.
 
Hey Malice, so the wedding has been done? How did it go?
sup! there was only one slight hiccup, but I'm told that's a good number. otherwise everything went smoothly I think, except for the bar running out of booze
 
Right so I got offered a new job by one of our directors. Considering I just about tore the living shit out of my staff, maybe the change will do be good.

Pictures murph being serious

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sup! there was only one slight hiccup, but I'm told that's a good number. otherwise everything went smoothly I think, except for the bar running out of booze

Only one hiccup is a very good number, weddings never ever go as planned, running out of booze though means that either they under catered, or you guys drank a lot.

lol, one of my friends got married on the banks of the Vaal, and he was in charge of the sound system, so he organised it for the boat that the reception was on, but when his wife arrived at the ceremony, there was nothing to play a wedding march on, so everyone stood around awkwardly for a while and then clapped for her so she could walk in to something other than silence.

That same guy ended up lying on the bar shouting at the bar ladies at my wedding two weeks earlier. In his defense, he did warn them early in the night that they should fetch light beers or he would get out of hand, but they didn't want to walk all the way to wherever they keep their extra stock so they kind of brought it on themselves.
 
Only one hiccup is a very good number, weddings never ever go as planned, running out of booze though means that either they under catered, or you guys drank a lot.

lol, one of my friends got married on the banks of the Vaal, and he was in charge of the sound system, so he organised it for the boat that the reception was on, but when his wife arrived at the ceremony, there was nothing to play a wedding march on, so everyone stood around awkwardly for a while and then clapped for her so she could walk in to something other than silence.

That same guy ended up lying on the bar shouting at the bar ladies at my wedding two weeks earlier. In his defense, he did warn them early in the night that they should fetch light beers or he would get out of hand, but they didn't want to walk all the way to wherever they keep their extra stock so they kind of brought it on themselves.

Mate of mine also got married on the banks of the Vaal. The layout was such that the people faced towards the river. While the ceremony was on a boat passed on the far side of the river. Few minutes later the boat came back on our side, close to the bank and much slower. When they were opposite the wedding, a woman on the boat pulled her top over her head and flashed the ceremony. The only people who didn't see it happen was the dominee (who stood with his back to the river) and the bride and groom who were concentrating on what the preacher had to say.
 
jDidn't they have a contingency plan? At my mates wedding we drove to a shebeen !
nope. they told people they can bring in their own booze if they had.

What happened then? Whiskey and Oros?
pretty much yeah :p

Only one hiccup is a very good number, weddings never ever go as planned, running out of booze though means that either they under catered, or you guys drank a lot.
bit of both I think :D

you get married in cape town and you run out of wine? how does that work? :eek:

Congrats BTW
fanks Wenz!

yeah I don't know. they just planned like their arses
 
Mate of mine also got married on the banks of the Vaal. The layout was such that the people faced towards the river. While the ceremony was on a boat passed on the far side of the river. Few minutes later the boat came back on our side, close to the bank and much slower. When they were opposite the wedding, a woman on the boat pulled her top over her head and flashed the ceremony. The only people who didn't see it happen was the dominee (who stood with his back to the river) and the bride and groom who were concentrating on what the preacher had to say.

LOL, we went to Mauritius for an anniversary a year or two ago, and we saw a wedding on the beach, the whole procession walked past us down the beach all in tuxedos, wedding gown, etc. There was a french woman sunbathing near us wearing nothing but a thong. She got all excited and ran down to take photos of them. As it happened, the wedding people were busy doing their own photos and videos at the time. I can just imagine when they are looking through their wedding photos and videos and they see this crazy naked french woman in the background.
 
nope. they told people they can bring in their own booze if they had.


pretty much yeah :p


bit of both I think :D


fanks Wenz!

yeah I don't know. they just planned like their arses


Hahahaha Malice - issie Tblaar het alles op gedrink ne??

Gaan julle die braai maak die 30ste? Tooks het ook nou geconfirm :P
 
Hahahaha Malice - issie Tblaar het alles op gedrink ne??

Gaan julle die braai maak die 30ste? Tooks het ook nou geconfirm :P
hy het gehelp ja :p

het nog nie my schedule gecheck vandat ons terug is nie. sal kyk hoe daai naweek lyk en laat weet
 
LOL, we went to Mauritius for an anniversary a year or two ago, and we saw a wedding on the beach, the whole procession walked past us down the beach all in tuxedos, wedding gown, etc. There was a french woman sunbathing near us wearing nothing but a thong. She got all excited and ran down to take photos of them. As it happened, the wedding people were busy doing their own photos and videos at the time. I can just imagine when they are looking through their wedding photos and videos and they see this crazy naked french woman in the background.

Worse, in the future they go through their photos with the family and then have to explain the naked crazy French chick to their kids.
 
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