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Oi, get some culture you food fighters.

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Mister 44 said:
Define challenging.
As in:
A) Getting a bunch of computers to talk to each other where half of them still run '95. <--- Yup! I have my own installation of VMWare running everything from Win 3 to Win 8, including OS2 Warp. Like I said, I got bored.

B) Needing to climb tall structures that actually require a safety harness while carrying a UPS in a back-pack. <--- Sounds very interesting...and fun!!

C) Explaining to elderly employees over the phone how to fix their printers. <--- Can I use TeamViewer? lol, thats pretty much also what I do now. Oh and showing ppl used to a start button to use Win 8.

D) Installing computers in places that are so far off the beaten path that you need a Landcruiser because no other vehicles can handle the road. <--- So I can get out and about not limited to the city? Awesome! Do I get a landcruiser? :D

Did you answers "Hell, yes" to all the options above? I'll PM you as soon as somebody gets fired/quits/forgets his harness.
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JHB area? Flatlands sound Capish...
 
Ike_009 said:
Well what's the worse that could happen
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Well, since you asked...
When you click on the link, a freak solar flare routes the http request and you end up on a website disguised as an online florist but is actually used by Al Queda to share info on potential targets. You info gets logged by the NSA and, unknown to yourself, you make it onto a watch-list. Meanwhile, the acidic ground water in Jo'burg cause a number of tremors that trigger a super volcano in the cradle of humanity near Parys. The entire country gets evacuated, but since you are on a watch-list, you are refused entry to the USA and returned to SA. That leaves you and Julius Malema (no country wanted him) to face the wrath of the volcano alone.

But that probably won't happen.
 
Mister 44 said:
Well, since you asked...
When you click on the link, a freak solar flare routes the http request and you end up on a website disguised as an online florist but is actually used by Al Queda to share info on potential targets. You info gets logged by the NSA and, unknown to yourself, you make it onto a watch-list. Meanwhile, the acidic ground water in Jo'burg cause a number of tremors that trigger a super volcano in the cradle of humanity near Parys. The entire country gets evacuated, but since you are on a watch-list, you are refused entry to the USA and returned to SA. That leaves you and Julius Malema (no country wanted him) to face the wrath of the volcano alone.

But that probably won't happen.
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Congratulations on winning THE COMMENT OF THE YEAR award!!!!
 
Mister 44 said:
Well, since you asked...
When you click on the link, a freak solar flare routes the http request and you end up on a website disguised as an online florist but is actually used by Al Queda to share info on potential targets. You info gets logged by the NSA and, unknown to yourself, you make it onto a watch-list. Meanwhile, the acidic ground water in Jo'burg cause a number of tremors that trigger a super volcano in the cradle of humanity near Parys. The entire country gets evacuated, but since you are on a watch-list, you are refused entry to the USA and returned to SA. That leaves you and Julius Malema (no country wanted him) to face the wrath of the volcano alone.

But that probably won't happen.
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Oh but it will, your thoughts just created a spin off universe and set those events into motion.
 
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