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Annoyance #1 is people attempting to converse with a mouth full of food; annoyance #2 is not keeping your mouth closed while chewing; Annoyance #3 is eating with your hands when you are not eating chops, sosaties, ribs, slapchips, sandwiches, burgers, wraps or finger foods. Specifically referring to things like pap, spaghetti, macaroni, curries and rice.
 
so the bf is looking at touristy things for us to do in Zanzibar and this is one of the replies he got form a "tour" operator...

Hello! i hapy to receive your Email.the tours which i offer such as Safari blue 2p 100 US everythings),Kizimkazi and Jozani forest 2p 90 exlude entrancy at jozani 10 US,Spicefarm and stonetown 2p 60US,stonetown and prison island 2p US 90,Mnemba and Nungwi 2p US 100.But stonetown you pay 10 US for guide,3 entrancy at Slave market and 4 US at prison. Thank you

i just love how legit this sounds....or am i being a snob for wanting a reply in decent-ish english?
 
so the bf is looking at touristy things for us to do in Zanzibar and this is one of the replies he got form a "tour" operator...

Hello! i hapy to receive your Email.the tours which i offer such as Safari blue 2p 100 US everythings),Kizimkazi and Jozani forest 2p 90 exlude entrancy at jozani 10 US,Spicefarm and stonetown 2p 60US,stonetown and prison island 2p US 90,Mnemba and Nungwi 2p US 100.But stonetown you pay 10 US for guide,3 entrancy at Slave market and 4 US at prison. Thank you

i just love how legit this sounds....or am i being a snob for wanting a reply in decent-ish english?

$10 for entry to the slave market sounds like a steal
 
so the bf is looking at touristy things for us to do in Zanzibar and this is one of the replies he got form a "tour" operator...

Hello! i hapy to receive your Email.the tours which i offer such as Safari blue 2p 100 US everythings),Kizimkazi and Jozani forest 2p 90 exlude entrancy at jozani 10 US,Spicefarm and stonetown 2p 60US,stonetown and prison island 2p US 90,Mnemba and Nungwi 2p US 100.But stonetown you pay 10 US for guide,3 entrancy at Slave market and 4 US at prison. Thank you

i just love how legit this sounds....or am i being a snob for wanting a reply in decent-ish english?

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((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0
((176 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2
((176 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (55) = 9^2
((176 + (3 * 2)) / 7) + (55) = 81
((176 + 6) / 7) + 55 = 81
(182 / 7) + 55 = 81
26 + 55 = 81
81 = 81
qed
 
((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0
((176 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2
((176 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (55) = 9^2
((176 + (3 * 2)) / 7) + (55) = 81
((176 + 6) / 7) + 55 = 81
(182 / 7) + 55 = 81
26 + 55 = 81
81 = 81
qed

Indeed, but you can also say it like this:

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more
 
Indeed, but you can also say it like this:

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more

Yeah, but proved it was correct.

Mathematical cheer:

E to the x dx dy
radical transcendental pi
secant cosine tangent sine
3.14159
2.71828
come on folks let's integerate!!


Edit: and why did you switch safe search off for "score"? (your url ends with "safe=off").
 
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Yeah, but proved it was correct.

Mathematical cheer:

E to the x dx dy
radical transcendental pi
secant cosine tangent sine
3.14159
2.71828
come on folks let's integerate!!


Edit: and why did you switch safe search off for "score"? (your url ends with "safe=off").

I read that like a cheerleader...I approve completely.

My safe search is always off, it's called Living On The Edge
 
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