So I started reading this book now at work -
The Alphabet of Manliness
Unbelievably funny. To quote some lines:
"It's 5 AM and I'm editing a picture of a Shaolin Monk to make it look like he's head-butting a small child."
"The other question you're probably wondering is "What does Maddox know about manliness?" To answer your question, I would refer you to the hair on my knuckles. And if that weren't enough, I'd show you the hair on my back. I didn't wear a shirt to work for an entire month one time and nobody noticed."
"Time for a pop quiz: What's more awesome than a lumberjack punching Santa in the face? (A) Nothing, or (B) All the above"