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TheAvenged87 said:
That's it. I'm borked.
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You were borked and pwned the moment you stepped into a relationship. That's why everybody always say make sure you find the right girl; it's because you don't want to be taking instructions and commands from the wrong girl for the rest of your life. Ever noticed how many little girls are called "princess" by their parents? It's because they grow up to be the queens that rule your world.
 
Mister 44 said:
You were borked and pwned the moment you stepped into a relationship. That's why everybody always say make sure you find the right girl; it's because you don't want to be taking instructions and commands from the wrong girl for the rest of your life. Ever noticed how many little girls are called "princess" by their parents? It's because they grow up to be the queens that rule your world.
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Ja hey, for some reason having a girlfriend means have fun at first, then take instructions. I'm lucky, she is not a very demanding woman. Well okay, normal amount.
PsychoFish said:
Why is a wedding dress white?


So the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge.
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Hahahahahahaha
 
Morning y'al

I see we off to a fine start this morning

//sits on top bunk of double decker coach and waits for the girls to arrive
 
PsychoFish said:
Why is a wedding dress white?


So the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge.
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When I get married (one day), my wife is going to where a chrome-coloured dress with a sprinkle of glitter (of her choosing).

My wedding will be one-of-a-kind, and I will patent rights to that kind of wedding.

:D

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Ike_009 said:
Morning y'al

I see we off to a fine start this morning

//sits on top bunk of double decker coach and waits for the girls to arrive
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Girls? Care to share with your mates... :)
 
Good morning everybody!

Hagan said:
When I get married (one day), my wife is going to where a chrome-coloured dress with a sprinkle of glitter (of her choosing).
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Good luck getting your future wife to buy into that. It sounds like you have been thinking about your wedding for some time. Most girls have thought about their wedding since they were old enough to think and nothing will stop them from realising that day. Not Chrome wedding dresses and not patentable ideas. Unless of course that's what she wanted when she was 2. My advice would be to just "yes dear" all the way.
 
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StaggerLee said:
Good morning everybody!



Good luck getting your future wife to buy into that. It sounds like you have been thinking about your wedding for some time. Most girls have thought about their wedding since they were old enough to think and nothing will stop them from realising that day. Not Chrome wedding dresses and not patentable ideas. Unless of course that's what she wanted when she was 2. My advice would be to just "yes dear" all the way.
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Lol,

I'm a fan of chrome, but too much is too much. It is obviously a choice between the two parties; one will want this and the other that, so, sacrifices and compromises will have to be made. As long as it is not too outlandish, I accept what the other wishes to implement.

"Yes dear" may eventually sound monotonous and make her think you don't really give a crap, and you're just saying yes to end the conversation as quickly as possible.
 
StaggerLee said:
Good morning everybody!



Good luck getting your future wife to buy into that. It sounds like you have been thinking about your wedding for some time. Most girls have thought about their wedding since they were old enough to think and nothing will stop them from realising that day. Not Chrome wedding dresses and not patentable ideas. Unless of course that's what she wanted when she was 2. My advice would be to just "yes dear" all the way.
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I second this. My GF is in the wedding business. The amount of input a man has is completely limited to "yes dear".

EDIT: Here's some proof - more men would get married in batsuits if they had any say in the matter.

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Hagan said:
Lol,
sacrifices and compromises
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All of this will come from your side.
 
Hagan said:
Lol,

I'm a fan of chrome, but too much is too much. It is obviously a choice between the two parties; one will want this and the other that, so, sacrifices and compromises will have to be made. As long as it is not too outlandish, I accept what the other wishes to implement.
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You're right. There will be sacrifices and compromises: you will sacrifice the things that you want and compromise where your opinion differs from hers ;)

Edit: Avenged beat me to it.
 
TheAvenged87 said:
I second this. My GF is in the wedding business. The amount of input a man has is completely limited to "yes dear".

EDIT: Here's some proof - more men would get married in batsuits if they had any say in the matter.

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All of this will come from your side.
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So effectively it's her Special Day and you're just a tag-along... :D
 
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