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Wyvern said:
Oy Vey - Not ALL girls are like that dammit!

Now sharrap!
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Hehe. For all the nonsense I'm spewing, I actually don't have any room to complain. My wife didn't want a wedding :D

I am one of the lucky ones.

Edit: the reason I have been on about the woman making all the wedding decisions is because every single other wedding that I have attended or been involved in has gone that way :)
 
@Hagan, you want to know what it's like to be married. Do the following :

- Go to the bank and empty out your bank accounts paid to you, in cash.
- Walk up to a random stranger and give them the contents of your wallet.
- Give your car keys to a colleague that has a crappier car than you and get the keys to their car
- drive around with crappier car while ensuring that both cars are filled up with petrol
- Take all your t-shirts and chuck them out and buy golf shirts
- Go to a restaurant and look at the burgers and steaks; Order yourself a salad and a steak. Eat half of your steak. Give the other half to some random person. Have two mouthfuls of the salad.
 
PsychoFish said:
@Hagan, you want to know what it's like to be married. Do the following :

- Go to the bank and empty out your bank accounts paid to you, in cash.
- Walk up to a random stranger and give them the contents of your wallet.
- Give your car keys to a colleague that has a crappier car than you and get the keys to their car
- drive around with crappier car while ensuring that both cars are filled up with petrol
- Take all your t-shirts and chuck them out and buy golf shirts
- Go to a restaurant and look at the burgers and steaks; Order yourself a salad and a steak. Eat half of your steak. Give the other half to some random person. Have two mouthfuls of the salad.
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- Go home and take a cold shower :D
 
PsychoFish said:
@Hagan, you want to know what it's like to be married. Do the following :

- Go to the bank and empty out your bank accounts paid to you, in cash.
- Walk up to a random stranger and give them the contents of your wallet.
- Give your car keys to a colleague that has a crappier car than you and get the keys to their car
- drive around with crappier car while ensuring that both cars are filled up with petrol
- Take all your t-shirts and chuck them out and buy golf shirts
- Go to a restaurant and look at the burgers and steaks; Order yourself a salad and a steak. Eat half of your steak. Give the other half to some random person. Have two mouthfuls of the salad.
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On second thought... :D
 
Jirre and then people wonder why I stay single, feckit I dont believe in crap you guys are spouting. Seriously not all girls are like that.


Feckit, lemme get dressed and go get some stuff sorted for the trip to durbs.
 
Wyvern said:
Jirre and then people wonder why I stay single, feckit I dont believe in crap you guys are spouting. Seriously not all girls are like that.


Feckit, lemme get dressed and go get some stuff sorted for the trip to durbs.
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So you're browsing the forums nekid ? :wtf:
 
Got my plates fitted to the S3 this morning, and they scratched my car whilst doing so. They tried telling me I should use my insurance policy to claim to fix the scratch, and I told them to fuck off and fix it at their cost.
 
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