Threadkiller Mk XI

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What is also extremely effective is severely damaging the braided hoses on your stalkers brake system. Don't cut the hoses, just damage it to the point where it will burst under extreme pressure (i.e. the situation where you actually need your brakes to work hard), and the problem will kinda take care of itself. If you're really mechanically inclined you can also find a way to jam the throttle open if they fully depress the accelerator for an extra added bonus.


dude thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard its all good and well until the car he is about to crash into is yours or worse a car with a family or a school bus ?
 
dude thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard its all good and well until the car he is about to crash into is yours or worse a car with a family or a school bus ?

Yeah, there is huge potential for collateral damage. Guess it just depends on how big the problem really is.
 
Jesus, this laptop's keyboard is fucking annoying. While I'm typing half a paragraph I fucking press a wrong key and ALL is lost.

Christ! I hate this fucking keyboard! Wish I could use my personal keyboard! :mad:

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Try Mr Price Sport; else go check out some Factory Shops

Soon as I get around to it I will.
 
Oh PsycoFish let us know if you guys need any help once you get here. And once your settled in we can all go for a beer
 
Might seem obvious, but as soon as you lose everything, have you tried CTRL-Z?

I was commenting on YouTube when I accidentally tapped the wrong combination of keys. Needless to say, all I type was gone.

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Oi! Don't give away trade secrets like that!!!!!
[MENTION=12147]Hagan[/MENTION] - why not just plug in a normal usb keyboard ?

I do not have a spare USB KB that I can use [lie], I can use my "old" backlit keyboard. :)
 
Good morning guys, check out [MENTION=12130]Snare[/MENTION], [MENTION=2226]InSanity[/MENTION], and myself pretending we know stuff in the next episode of the next eAe Podcast :D.

 
Question, how does one deal with a stalker?

Glock 17 with a supressor, station wagon/people carrier/bakkie, plastic bags (you'll need a lot), you probably want a saw(s), a shovel and a very deserted patch of earth.

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
 
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