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Sooo... turns out this sickness i have, is chickenpoks....... which means no class for two weeks, which would be fine if i were in highschool, but I am not and this is bad coz I am supposed to wright exams in two weeks

Which posibly means I am going to fail this year and have to come back next year to get my diploma, oh happy days... T_T

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Sooo... turns out this sickness i have, is chickenpoks....... which means no class for two weeks, which would be fine if i were in highschool, but I am not and this is bad coz I am supposed to wright exams in two weeks

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Best you start studying to write those exams
 
Best you start studying to write those exams
Yes, yes i suck at spelling and grammar, problem is the hand books we were given don't contain all the information we need in order to pass, plus we have to do practical exams for which I cant practice since all i have is a shitty laptop and a tablet that wont be able to handel all the VM's required

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Yes, yes i suck at spelling and grammar, problem is the hand books we were given don't contain all the information we need in order to pass, plus we have to do practical exams for which I cant practice since all i have is a shitty laptop and a tablet that wont be able to handel all the VM's required

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You studying with UNISA?
 
You studying with UNISA?
No, Prestige Academy, the handbook isn't bad but it misses key steps to certain things, it's more like a book to refresh your memory if you have done the work before, instead of like a book for class as the back of it says "Designed for experienced IT professionals ready to advance their status,...."

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Lol dude I like your off the cuff paragraphs.

Oi what are off the cuff paragraphs and who are you referring to?

Sooo... turns out this sickness i have, is chickenpoks....... which means no class for two weeks, which would be fine if i were in highschool, but I am not and this is bad coz I am supposed to wright exams in two weeks

Which posibly means I am going to fail this year and have to come back next year to get my diploma, oh happy days... T_T

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Oh noes! Good luck!
 
No, Prestige Academy, the handbook isn't bad but it misses key steps to certain things, it's more like a book to refresh your memory if you have done the work before, instead of like a book for class as the back of it says "Designed for experienced IT professionals ready to advance their status,...."

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What course are you doing?
 
I'll half-arse it for you. You will fail.

10 Fatima works at Global Bank. On Monday she was supposed to report to work. However, she came down with a very high fever. After visiting the doctor, she called her supervisor to inform him that she will only be returning to work on Thursday. On her return to the office she logs onto to the staff system to apply for her sick leave and upload the letter from her doctor. What is this system known as?
1 The internet
2 An HR portal
3 HR self-service
4 A management information system (MIS)
Appendix B – Assignments semester 2 HRM2601/MO002
144
11 Jonas is the HR manager at Décor Home. He is currently busy with the process whereby company goals are put into plans. He wants to ensure the company is correctly staffed without problems of being understaffed or overstaffed and that these employees are able to carry out their tasks in the right positions at the right times. What is the process that Jonas is currently conducting?
1 A human resource planning process
2 A strategic human resource planning (SHRP) process
3 Succession planning
4 Job analysis
12 Glenda Smith is the HR manager at Wedding Planners SA. She is tasked with implementing a process of strategic HR planning (SHRP), and wants to use a new and sophisticated technique for this process, primarily because her friend also working in HR at another company is using the same technique. The technique Glenda proposes to use does not necessarily meet the needs of Wedding Planners SA. However, based on her friend’s recommendation, she is ready to implement this technique within her organisation. Which pitfall has Glenda fallen into?
1 The identity crisis
2 Peter Principle approach
3 The glass ceiling approach
4 The technique trap
13 Petronela is an HR intern at Big-Advert. Her supervisor is providing her with training and skills she needs to become a successful HR manager. According to her supervisor, employees will perform at the optimal best if their skills and abilities match the job requirements. Advise Petronela on what the process used to determine skills and abilities needed to perform a job is called.
1 Orientation process
2 Job evaluation
3 Job analysis
4 Training and development
14 Jamie Lawson is a patisserie chef at Masterbakes, based in the Waterfront. He has decided to resign from the organisation where he is employed to open up his own bakery. The HR manager has asked him to attend a discussion before he leaves to provide the organisation with valuable information regarding the work environment. What type of discussion has taken place?
1 A management meeting
2 A farewell lunch
3 A discussion session
4 An exit interview
15 Thembi is the newly appointed HR director at H&M Auditors. She presented a proposal to the board of directors that they should adapt an organisation wide approach focusing on the quality of all processes that lead to a final good or service. What is this approach called?
1 Total quality management (TQM)
2 Ergonomics
3 Robotics
4 Quality assurance
Appendix B – Assignments semester 2 HRM2601/MO002
145
16 Sarah is the HR director at a large tertiary institution and she is busy with strategic HR planning (SHRP). Currently, Sarah is looking at the institution’s own strengths and weaknesses and investigating what they are doing well and should keep on doing. Which step of the SHRP process is Sarah busy with?
1 Environmental analysis
2 Internal analysis
3 Strategy analysis
4 Forecasting demand
17 Brighter Lighting is currently busy with their HR forecasting for the remainder of 2016. According to their current statistics, they have a surplus forecasting supply. What can be done to balance their demand and supply?
1 Recall employees
2 Outsource work
3 Offer employees early retirement
4 Reduce employee turnover
18 The SABPP has established a code of professional conduct. According to the SABPP, what are the key ethical values?
1 Responsibility, commitment, respect and loyalty
2 Honesty, integrity, loyalty and commitment
3 Responsibility, integrity, respect and competence
4 Commitment, competence, consistency and clarity
19 Meister and Willyerd predict several changes for the future workplace, including multiple generations in the workplace. How can organisations accommodate and manage this change effectively?
1 Encourage only younger workers to make use of technology.
2 Allow older employees more authority and freedom.
3 Give preferential treatment to younger workers as they are the future of your organisation.
4 Design jobs in a way that manages and embraces diversity.
20 When conducting a controlled experiment, what is the first step that should be followed?
1 Conduct the experiment.
2 Select the experiment and control groups.
3 Analyse and draw conclusions.
4 Define the problem.


Your half arse is better than my no arse
 
10 Depends on what acronym the developer thought up. I'd wager Sick Letter Upload Track. Because my mind is broken like that.
11 Jonas is a singing brother. (And now that's in my search history.) He does not work in the mall.
12 Glenda has fallen in to the trap of being the bridesmaid and never the bride. Horrible thing to have to happen to you when you work at a wedding factory. Poor Glenda.
13 Petronella is spelled with two l's. If she can't get that right, I'm sure the rest of the question is hogwash. I shall disregard accordingly.
14 I'd also quit for another job. I mean, "Masterbakes"? That's just a dirty pun, isn't it? Right?
15 Thembi should totally implement robotics. Everything is better with robotics.
16 It doesn't matter, because what ever Sarah decides will be moot when everyone is retrenched because #FeesMustFall
17 If Brighter Lighting is expecting surplus, they should turn on more lights, to use up some of that surplus. All balanced.
18 All of them! You need all those attribute to be a better, ethicaler HR'er.
19 Multiple generations in one workplace? Ew. That's disgusting.
20 Before starting any experiment, you need to make sure that you have all your safety gear (goggles, gloves, hard hat, steel cap boots, etc.), no where the emergency exits are located, as well as the fire extinguisher. You need to draw up a test card with a place to note down all the experiment variables and results, and where you can note down any calculations performed at experiment time. But always always always safety first!

I'm waiting for my program to finish running, so I helped :D
 
Fred is a senior manager at Woody Works based in Edenvale. His approach to managing his employees focuses on studying the employees’ work output. Employees in his store are rewarded with financial and other incentives on condition that their work output is above average. What type of personnel management approach is Fred using?
1 Human relations management approach
2 Human resource management approach
3 Scientific management approach
4 Dickens’ Scrooge leadership approach
Stanley is an HR manager at Property Developments Ltd. As a successful HR manager, he is required to know the business of his organisation thoroughly and also the strategies of his business. What set of competencies is this known as?
1 Business mastery
2 HR mastery
3 Change mastery
4 Personal credibility

Which of the following options BEST describes a conversational resource?
1 The World Wide Web uses hypertext to convey text, sound, graphics and videos.
2 It allows users to communicate with people across the globe.
3 HTML is used, which is regulated by educational institutes.
4 Gropher sites are used, which are maintained by government agencies.
 
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