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I think we need something similar to The Purge for management/director types.

Gives me hell for not upgrading his phone fast enough, even complains to my boss.
It was delayed by a manager, but I get it upgraded, send it over to him.
Get a mail a day after that, "I hear the new iPhone 7 is coming out September, I would rather take that."
Write him back saying that we dont get it here directly on launch. I dont even know if it'll launch in September and we only get it a month or 3 later here.
"Its fine, I can wait"

Luckily I CCd my boss, tells him we cant just issue the 7 even if we can get it, needs to be test on our system first.

 
VirtualForce said:
I think we need something similar to The Purge for management/director types.

Gives me hell for not upgrading his phone fast enough, even complains to my boss.
It was delayed by a manager, but I get it upgraded, send it over to him.
Get a mail a day after that, "I hear the new iPhone 7 is coming out September, I would rather take that."
Write him back saying that we dont get it here directly on launch. I dont even know if it'll launch in September and we only get it a month or 3 later here.
"Its fine, I can wait"

Luckily I CCd my boss, tells him we cant just issue the 7 even if we can get it, needs to be test on our system first.

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Block all Apple MAC addresses on the network...thank me later
 
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I just spontaneously combusted
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Just to clarify, I meant only Apple mobile devices are allowed, like iphone and ipads. No Andriod or Windows. Other than that, the standard lenovo laptops we have. Ppl often come to me and ask, whats the wifi password.... THERE IS NO PASSWORD. I HAVE TO USE A PORTAL TO CREATE A SPECIFIC LOGIN WHICH IS ONLY FOR VISITORS AND ONLY FOR A MAXIMUM OF 7 DAYS....MUTHERFRIGGING STOOL SAMPLE! I've obviously been watching The Angry Video Game Nerd too much....

To start off, I am not the biggest apple fan...so this irks me somewhat.
 
VirtualForce said:
Just to clarify, I meant only Apple mobile devices are allowed, like iphone and ipads. No Andriod or Windows. Other than that, the standard lenovo laptops we have. Ppl often come to me and ask, whats the wifi password.... THERE IS NO PASSWORD. I HAVE TO USE A PORTAL TO CREATE A SPECIFIC LOGIN WHICH IS ONLY FOR VISITORS AND ONLY FOR A MAXIMUM OF 7 DAYS....MUTHERFRIGGING STOOL SAMPLE! I've obviously been watching The Angry Video Game Nerd too much....

To start off, I am not the biggest apple fan...so this irks me somewhat.
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Sometimes life gives you lemons.
Take those lemons, wait in the parking lot and cream the idiots that made those executive decisions with said lemons.
If you get fired, tell the people at the next job interview exactly why you got fired. Don't spare the details.
They will either embrace you or pass you over.
If they take you, you'll be in a better place.
If they they don't, it was never meant to be.
 
It never actually occurred to me that the icon for the site would have to be changed as well.

It now looks like a film reel.
 
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