Tiger Woods

[Dohc-WP]

Wtf is up with that dude ? he's got SHiiteload of moola @ and a hot wife what more could he want ?

I think the dude should stay off the grass for a while (pun intended )

 

[sycogrim]

True that.... its just not cricket...... i mean golf lol...

 

[Maplassie]

He was Aiming to sink his albatross on the 19th hole.

 

[sycogrim]

He was Aiming to sink his albatross on the 19th hole.

yeh his score card came out all wrong lol...

 

[Maplassie]

HE played over par on every hole

 

[pcfourie]

Whats the difference between Tiger and santa ?

santa does only three ho's ......

 

[Maplassie]

LOOLOLOLOL

Tiger got 3 Ho's in one

Get it

haha. Ok moving on soz.

 

[HANDsolo]

When is a Tiger a dog? When it's a Woods.

The affair is affecting Tiger's game. His last drive was straight into a water hazard.

Tiger Woods complained after being fined $174 for his accident Friday morning, saying that normally for driving into a water hazard and hitting a tree he should only receive one penalty stroke.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Have you heard that Tiger's new movie is out? It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

 

[pcfourie]

Do you guys think that if Tigers wife divorce him she will start from scratch ?

 

[Maplassie]

LOLOLOL

I was close to scratch by the way. 2 Handicap when I stopped playing

 

[Gradius]

thats good mna :O
best i ever managed was a 8 handicap, but i only played for 6months till i got bored of it lol

 

[HANDsolo]

She should Tiger Uppercut him!

 

[Maplassie]

LOL Sagat!

 

[HANDsolo]

But, that lady he was nailing on the side was tight, like a tiger.

Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[Gradius]

looooolv toight loik oi toigor

 

[HANDsolo]

What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cocktail waitress?

A divorce.