Wedding book jokes!

[oltman]

hey guys!

we all know that gap between a wedding ceremony and the reception, while the bride and groom are having their photos taken and the guests have to entertain themselves at the reception hall... well, this boredom is something a family member of mine is trying to prevent by having little joke booklets on the tables. she is getting married in October and i volunteered to get content for this booklet...

however, i am all out of good jokes and stories! now here i am begging you for help! please could you share any good wedding / relationship / couples jokes or anything remotely funny in this thread? it can be jokes, pictures, puzzles and such. unfortunately video clips wont work (boo!).

thanks guys! appreciate the help!

 

[matt]

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[MissileToe]

One of my favourites:

I was at a wedding recently where the bride gave a speech to thank everybody for their wedding presents. Unfortunately, she’d had a bit too much to drink, and, pointing at a shiny new coffee percolator, said, “And finally I’d like to thank my husband’s parents for giving me such a lovely perky copulator.

 

[Roomys]

One of my favourites:

I was at a wedding recently where the bride gave a speech to thank everybody for their wedding presents. Unfortunately, she’d had a bit too much to drink, and, pointing at a shiny new coffee percolator, said, “And finally I’d like to thank my husband’s parents for giving me such a lovely perky copulator.

HAHA thats so bad its good.