What is the stupidest thing you have ever done

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Well for me that moment happened as i got home 15 mins ago.

I put something down on my desk and my can of mace i have ready fell onto my tiles and broke the security cap and started oozing all over the floor. Not so bad up until this point. I picked it up cleaned up the mess and went to the bathroom to wash my hands (3 times).

I then went for a wee wee and got some of it on my woo woo which turned into me screaming for milk like a breast hungry baby. The wife brings the cuppa and there i sit in the B-room with my crown jewels and all cooling off.

Moral of the story: Check the expiry date on your cans of mace guys.
 
Roomys said:
Well for me that moment happened as i got home 15 mins ago.

I put something down on my desk and my can of mace i have ready fell onto my tiles and broke the security cap and started oozing all over the floor. Not so bad up until this point. I picked it up cleaned up the mess and went to the bathroom to wash my hands (3 times).

I then went for a wee wee and got some of it on my woo woo which turned into me screaming for milk like a breast hungry baby. The wife brings the cuppa and there i sit in the B-room with my crown jewels and all cooling off.

Moral of the story: Check the expiry date on your cans of mace guys.
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I still have to process everything you just just said before I can properly reply to this
 
Roomys said:
Well for me that moment happened as i got home 15 mins ago.

I put something down on my desk and my can of mace i have ready fell onto my tiles and broke the security cap and started oozing all over the floor. Not so bad up until this point. I picked it up cleaned up the mess and went to the bathroom to wash my hands (3 times).

I then went for a wee wee and got some of it on my woo woo which turned into me screaming for milk like a breast hungry baby. The wife brings the cuppa and there i sit in the B-room with my crown jewels and all cooling off.

Moral of the story: Check the expiry date on your cans of mace guys.
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I did post this in TK, but it reminds me of a time when I was helping my dad creosote a wooden workshed as a kid, and went for a pee not thinking some of it was on my hands. Little did I know that when the most minuscule amount touches skin it seems to eat away like acid. Needless to say it wasn't a pleasant experience, no physical scars (thank goodness) but the mental scarring is bad enough.
 
I sprayed myself in the mouth with industrial strength pepper spray :/.

Coming in with a close sencond was playing patty cakes with an electric fence.
 
I once was playing around with an electric motor which I cannibalised for another project. I decided to up the power but I wasn't 100% sure of the connections so I plugged it into the wall turned it on after which it shorted and exploded in my hands. Luckily I escaped safely.

I'm never go play with motors again without full proper research.
 
Swopped a live circuit breaker/fuse thing during a theater performance (for lighting).

All went well but looking back its one of those "holy f that was dangerous" things...esp considering this wasn't a household electrical installation.
 
When I was a kid I walked into a total stranger's yard and proceeded to pet the sleeping rottweiler. What followed was a lot of pain as the dog decided to have a bite of my hand. Two operations later I was good to go again. I did manage to miss quite a few days of school, but the pain wasn't worth it.

2nd place would be finding out my ex cheated on me and then hitting that same hand against the wall as hard as I can, twice. Pretty much shattered my knuckle. Plus side was that I couldn't do my job properly and for 6 weeks I got paid to drink coffee, smoke cigarettes and surf the net.
 
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The one that jumps to mind happened a few years back our offices had just expanded and I was busy laying extension cords around the place along with network cables. At the time my wisdom teeth were giving me severe problems and that day I was pissed off, groggy from meds and in a bit of pain.

So without thinking I decide to trim a power cable that's plugged into the wall and already switch on. There was a loud bang and I melted the blade bit of the wire cutter, was I ever glad that thing had rubber handles.
 
Roomys said:
Well for me that moment happened as i got home 15 mins ago.

I put something down on my desk and my can of mace i have ready fell onto my tiles and broke the security cap and started oozing all over the floor. Not so bad up until this point. I picked it up cleaned up the mess and went to the bathroom to wash my hands (3 times).

I then went for a wee wee and got some of it on my woo woo which turned into me screaming for milk like a breast hungry baby. The wife brings the cuppa and there i sit in the B-room with my crown jewels and all cooling off.

Moral of the story: Check the expiry date on your cans of mace guys.
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Dude thats epic what was your wife's reaction?

I Spent 8 years on a farm in my teenage years, me and my friends were probably knocking on deaths door regularly making bolt, chlorine and whatever else bombs, playing with fire cooking up smoke bombs, I was a regular pyro until me and a friend were playing with Petrol and water and my brother showed up and accidently got his head set on fire.

Stop drop and roll does not work if your head is on fire, He got 3rd degree burns, was not a fun time in my life.

But it all turned out ok in the end.
 
I was getting a filter out from an aircon at barloworld and I was dumb enough to be very far from the thing. The cassing of the aircon fell off and I knocked it out of the computers way and then falling knocking a water cooler over infront of everyone also I nearly broke my foot.

Also I Chased after a lesbian for two years.
 
Tsar said:
I was getting a filter out from an aircon at barloworld and I was dumb enough to be very far from the thing. The cassing of the aircon fell off and I knocked it out of the computers way and then falling knocking a water cooler over infront of everyone also I nearly broke my foot.

Also I Chased after a lesbian for two years.
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Not stupid! Admirable! Imagine the possibilities!:D
 
B1nary said:
Dude thats epic what was your wife's reaction?

I Spent 8 years on a farm in my teenage years, me and my friends were probably knocking on deaths door regularly making bolt, chlorine and whatever else bombs, playing with fire cooking up smoke bombs, I was a regular pyro until me and a friend were playing with Petrol and water and my brother showed up and accidently got his head set on fire.

Stop drop and roll does not work if your head is on fire, He got 3rd degree burns, was not a fun time in my life.

But it all turned out ok in the end.
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1st - she was worried a bit about her pleasure time i guess
2nd - it was freaking hilarious after all was ok

PS: I hope your boet is ok!
 
Younger brother was taunting me when we were younger. I took the bait and chased him. Threw a punch at my brother when he was at the other end of a glas-windowed door, which he locked. Piece of glad lodged in his forehead, I cut the tendon of my right thumb. Nearly lost use of my thumb, but avoided that luckily.

He never so much as scoffed my way again.
 
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