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Our absence can be attributed to the fact that so many splendid entries were received this round and the data received had to be carefully analysed. Many sleepless nights later, we have painfully reached a verdict. We also learned that 'analised' and 'analysed' are two very different terms, as one of them implies, according to Urban Dictionary, "...to forcefully and vigorously sodomise a female for the pleasure of one or both parties". We would like to clarify that as we are an institution with highly educated researchers, our data gathering department's aim is to only employ exceedingly skilled
analysts. Hence we had to let Dr. Bitzegaio go, as it did not meet said requirements.
Congratulations to champion winner Foozball3000. Your bag:
Honorable mentions, Malice and Ike_009.