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MalicE said:
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Juice said:
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OH, this is an easy one. Everyone knows it's a coelacanth....you know what, let me rather explain it differently...

So, when a daddy coelacanth and a mommy coelacanth love each other very much, they want to make a baby coelacanth. So the daddy coelacanth takes the mommy coelacanth out for dinner. where he will order some oysters as well. This is to ensure the mommy coelacanth doesn't have a headache and is in the same mood as the daddy coelacanth. So later that night, at home, alone in bed, the daddy coelacanth kisses the mommy coelacanth all over. He then takes his...uh...coelacanth wee-wee and wraps it around the mommy coelacanth's...uh...special place. This makes the daddy coelacanth feel very good. When the daddy coelacanth feels extra good, some daddy coelacanth....uh....eggs are released and goes into the mommy coelacanth, that will then later form a baby coelacanth. Unfortunately for the mommy coelacanth, daddy coelacanth had too much wine with dinner, so the whole process is over way too quickly for the mommy coelacanth to feel extra good as well.

As we all know, the humble coelacanth is an endangered, prehistoric species of fish, and they need all the help they can get to make more baby coelacanth's. Which is why marine biologists made the device pictured. It's to help the daddy coelacanth's...uh...extract some of their seeds to give to mommy coelacanth's that are lonely and have too many catfishes. This device is so well designed, that different daddy coelacanth's with different....uh....wee-wee sizes can still use it. It's gold plated, because gold doesn't rust when...uh...all these different seeds are present.
 
I wanted to post something clever and funny but no use, [MENTION=9789]DieGrootHammer[/MENTION] has won this round hands down...
 
Out of the 114 times DieGrootHammer mentioned the word coelencanth, we are now attempting to find one that was spelled incorrectly. We might not all agree on which of the many famous colencuths are the most attractive, but we can safely assume that we are all married to the idea that celonecath should never be misspelled. Such acts will invariably attract votes of no confidence from coelaceth judges. No misspellings have been detected, so far, so consider your answer valid, or, if you will, sensile and somewhat facile, for now...okay, and, yes. A few errant apostrophes have been pointed out to this council but, hey, we didn't miss any sleep over ''em. There, we used two, feel free to borrow one.
 
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