What Izzit!?
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foozball3000
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In i civilized country, perhaps. But here it's just "Eish".
MalicE
Party time! Excellent!
hmmmm, good point. then it must be Dr Who's traveling schedule
MalicE
Party time! Excellent!
MalicE
Party time! Excellent!
yes it will look nice next to my doubledecker fanny pack
Juice
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Print? No need to print. Bags are generally delivered two to four days after announcement of the winner. Previous winners, if you are yet to receive your bag, please speak to Miss Storviken, who'll be dispatched to your house or place of business immediately after receiving a bag request from you.
To make all of our lives easier, a quick tip; she likes blackberry spongecakes neatly arranged around images of false prophets and she values impressive upper body strength.
Juice
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In my capacity as a part-time cloud density- and car width measurement standards inspector, one of my universally enviable duties is to identify anomalous substances found on the exterior walls of large, publicly accessible buildings. Please help me in this effort by identifying the above physical matter (it was discovered at 07H20; the day is irrelevant).
Feel free to take a sample to your home laboratory.
In my capacity as a part-time cloud density- and car width measurement standards inspector, one of my universally enviable duties is to identify anomalous substances found on the exterior walls of large, publicly accessible buildings. Please help me in this effort by identifying the above physical matter (it was discovered at 07H20; the day is irrelevant).
Feel free to take a sample to your home laboratory.
foozball3000
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That's clearly what happens when you don't store chemicals in a cool dry place
foozball3000
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Looks like someone set fire to a condom and threw it against the wall
Juice
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We might have a problem.
It has evolved:
Changes in colour and shape are indicative of a potentially dangerous substance. We have alerted the relevant agencies, who have instructed us that the substance should not be approached. So please don't touch it. Anymore. And wash all your extremities.
The bag that was allocated for the would-be star of this experiment, will be put back in storage for now; risk of radiation, of course. If you are disappointed by this turn of events, please be aware that you might still be awarded an International Medal of Amazing, should you be able to identify the substance, which should make up for the lack of Prize Bag in your closet.
Dr. Goldsack will hopefully identify (and contain) the substance by end tomorrow, at which time a new image will be posted.
It has evolved:
Changes in colour and shape are indicative of a potentially dangerous substance. We have alerted the relevant agencies, who have instructed us that the substance should not be approached. So please don't touch it. Anymore. And wash all your extremities.
The bag that was allocated for the would-be star of this experiment, will be put back in storage for now; risk of radiation, of course. If you are disappointed by this turn of events, please be aware that you might still be awarded an International Medal of Amazing, should you be able to identify the substance, which should make up for the lack of Prize Bag in your closet.
Dr. Goldsack will hopefully identify (and contain) the substance by end tomorrow, at which time a new image will be posted.
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