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Dubbed the "Knobble II", this is the newly designed cousin of the all-wood classic favorite of therapists and self care enthusiasts. About the size of a standard doorknob, it is made of durable polymer. The base is held in the palm of the hand, and the smoothly rounded tip is used to apply pressure to trigger points in soft tissue. Bodyworkers often use the Knobble II to save wear and tear on their hands when applying deep, prolonged pressure to knots or strands of contracted muscle. But the Knobble II is not meant to replace your healing hands, only to help them do more and last longer.
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The winner is Wlad. Your prize bag (pictured below) will be delivered to your front door by a decidedly caucasian delivery guy (also pictured below). He likes romantic dinners and collecting used syringes:
Dubbed the "Knobble II", this is the newly designed cousin of the all-wood classic favorite of therapists and self care enthusiasts. About the size of a standard doorknob, it is made of durable polymer. The base is held in the palm of the hand, and the smoothly rounded tip is used to apply pressure to trigger points in soft tissue. Bodyworkers often use the Knobble II to save wear and tear on their hands when applying deep, prolonged pressure to knots or strands of contracted muscle. But the Knobble II is not meant to replace your healing hands, only to help them do more and last longer.
Or, dildo.
The winner is Wlad. Your prize bag (pictured below) will be delivered to your front door by a decidedly caucasian delivery guy (also pictured below). He likes romantic dinners and collecting used syringes:
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A great gift for the person who has everything except a yodelling pickle.
The manufacturer's blurb:
"Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You'll think you're in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodeling pickle."
And a review from a satisfied customer:
"I loaned my iPod to my kid and he broke it. This understandably bummed me out, since I really enjoy taking long walks on the beach while listening to some tune-age. I'm kinda low on funds, so buying a replacement iPod wasn't an option for me. I was very fortunate to discover the Yodeling Pickle. I have been super pleased with the results. First of all, as luck would have it, the Yodeling Pickle just happens to yodel all of my favorite tunes that were stored on my iPod. Hits like "Bobbejaan Schoepen yodels the collected works of Black Sabbath" and of course Slim Whitman's edgy yodeling rendition of "Baby Got Back."
I have withheld one star from my review however, giving the Yodeling Pickle just four of five possible stars. There isn't a headphone jack, which is only a problem if the folks around me don't appreciate yodeling, (which almost NEVER happens). Also, I was accustomed to carrying the iPod strapped to my arm with the elastic armband accessory. Nothing like this is available for the pickle. On my beach walks, I've found that the pickle can be carried around by conveniently tucking it down into the front of my Speedo. I've met tons of nice ladies on the beach since scoring the pickle. I can only assume they dig yodeling as much as I do.
It's a great portable music solution for yodeling fans. Cheaper than an iPod and the chicks seem to dig it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dBhbPLm3c
A great gift for the person who has everything except a yodelling pickle.
The manufacturer's blurb:
"Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You'll think you're in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodeling pickle."
And a review from a satisfied customer:
"I loaned my iPod to my kid and he broke it. This understandably bummed me out, since I really enjoy taking long walks on the beach while listening to some tune-age. I'm kinda low on funds, so buying a replacement iPod wasn't an option for me. I was very fortunate to discover the Yodeling Pickle. I have been super pleased with the results. First of all, as luck would have it, the Yodeling Pickle just happens to yodel all of my favorite tunes that were stored on my iPod. Hits like "Bobbejaan Schoepen yodels the collected works of Black Sabbath" and of course Slim Whitman's edgy yodeling rendition of "Baby Got Back."
I have withheld one star from my review however, giving the Yodeling Pickle just four of five possible stars. There isn't a headphone jack, which is only a problem if the folks around me don't appreciate yodeling, (which almost NEVER happens). Also, I was accustomed to carrying the iPod strapped to my arm with the elastic armband accessory. Nothing like this is available for the pickle. On my beach walks, I've found that the pickle can be carried around by conveniently tucking it down into the front of my Speedo. I've met tons of nice ladies on the beach since scoring the pickle. I can only assume they dig yodeling as much as I do.
It's a great portable music solution for yodeling fans. Cheaper than an iPod and the chicks seem to dig it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dBhbPLm3c
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It's Sunlight capsules! Inserted rectally for people who think they're God's gift to the world.
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