What not to do when your're drunk

Lyt said:
Never drink alone - there must always be somebody to carry you back home when you can't walk.

Also geez guys it's not okay to drink so much alcohol - everything in moderation.
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Or someone to restrain you when you want to post on a certain forum ;)
 
Don't do a cart wheel race in undies in the middle of the street when drunk

/hangs head in shame
 
This could be a ridiculously long post if I were to list all the life lessons learned through my... interesting... youth. So just the highlights.
Don't try to write your signature with urine while facing into the wind.
Don't try to recreate anything you saw in a martial arts movie.
Don't step completely out of the light circle from the spot lights, even to urinate.
Don't play cricket without gloves, even if it is only net practise.
Don't tell the bouncer what you suspect his mother did or didn't do.
 
Pissing in the wind is a life lesson that is always important! Oh and lulz for the bouncer one you probably got a moerse PK :D
 
Piesank said:
Pissing in the wind is a life lesson that is always important! Oh and lulz for the bouncer one you probably got a moerse PK :D
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Well, for numbers 2, 3 and 4 I have the scars on my hands and head to tell the tale.
Numbers 1 and 5 left some scars on my ego :rolleyes:
 
I would like to add don't bother trying to sneak in the house after a night out because when you try you end up banging and tripping on everything.
 
Hit on what appears to take the form of a woman.
Remember -- drunken states impair vision.
 
korn1 said:
Lies! That is your excuse :p
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I've never had so many alcoholic beverages at one time that it left me with feeling a sense of inebriation.
Tipsy enough to want to regurgitate, but not drunk.

I've heard of guys that'd been so drunk, he'd made out with what he thought was a female.
 
Vampothic said:
I've never had so many alcoholic beverages at one time that it left me with feeling a sense of inebriation.
Tipsy enough to want to regurgitate, but not drunk.

I've heard of guys that'd been so drunk, he'd made out with what he thought was a female.
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Don't share piesanks personal stories :(

Seriously alcohol has made me get with some ummm fail chicks but also hot ones :D
 
korn1 said:
Don't share piesanks personal stories :(

Seriously alcohol has made me get with some ummm fail chicks but also hot ones :D
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Lol. Fails or hotties - I don't care. As long as there are boobs (real ones), I want an invitation.
 
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