What would happen if Superman punched you in the face?

On the bright side, you (plus anyone within punch blast radius) will be vaporized before you can feel anything...
 
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Also since we are on the topic of superman and him unleashing blows upon mankind, this was funny

 
So... Superman's fist never even reaches you? He punches the air molecules between you and his fist and causes a fusion reaction that blows everything up anyway?
 
Ser_Bunnylot said:
So... Superman's fist never even reaches you? He punches the air molecules between you and his fist and causes a fusion reaction that blows everything up anyway?
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If he managed to punch fast enough the friction from his fist passing through the surrounding air would most likely super heat and melt your face, as well as dislodge your head from your body instantly killing you. Good news is you would probably feel no pain, as the initial impact would scramble your brain.

I have supplied a graphical representation or sorts.

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Seems like a perfect opportunity to (again) mention the hilarious 1971 essay by Larry Niven entitled "Man of steel, woman of Kleenex" that has also been given the comic treatment. It examines the sticky subject of how Superman may be able to procreate with an earth woman. If you haven't read it yet, JUST DO IT!
No links, just Google.
 
Mister 44 said:
Seems like a perfect opportunity to (again) mention the hilarious 1971 essay by Larry Niven entitled "Man of steel, woman of Kleenex" that has also been given the comic treatment. It examines the sticky subject of how Superman may be able to procreate with an earth woman. If you haven't read it yet, JUST DO IT!
No links, just Google.
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I know the one. Kudos for knowing about this.

Jy kan nie 'n sardine met' n harpoon skiet nie. That's a quote from my mate's dad. Quite fitting, I suppose.
 
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