*WINNER ANNOUNCE* Win 1 of 4 Diablo III Collector's Editions

[James]

The long-awaited Diablo III has launched around the globe. Many older gamers will have fond memories of the first two titles in the series, and newcomers will soon be finding out what all the fuss is about.

To celebrate we have two Diablo III Collector's Editions to give away to the MyGaming community.

You also have a second chance to win, as a similar competition will be running on our partner website, MyBroadband.co.za.

To enter that competition, head on over to MyBroadband: Diablo III launches, win Collector’s Editions

This time, we have a new approach to competition entry - we hope you enjoy it.

How to enter

You are sitting at your desk at home, browsing the MyGaming forum, when suddenly the newswires come alive with news that the rising powers of the Burning Hells have once again plunged the mortal realm into chaos.

You knew this day was coming...

You only have time to pack 5 items into your survival bag, before fleeing before the coming darkness, hopefully to live another day and take your stand with the rest of humanity.

Which 5 items do you pack? You can be as serious or as wacky and funny as you like. This is your entry into the competition.

Rules

- Post only once in this thread. Spamming or conversing in the thread gets you disqualified.

- Minimum of 20 lifetime posts required to qualify by time of the draw.

- Reviving old threads and making pointless posts will not be tolerated and will be monitored. Fair warning

- Make sure you are up to speed with the MyGaming Forum rules.

- Must be a resident of South Africa.

Winner announce

- The winner will be randomly chosen on Wednesday, 23 May 2012, at 11AM.

- If the prize is not claimed timeously, it will go back into the MyGaming prize pool for another competition.

- The winner will be announced in this thread and in a new topic in the MyGaming competition forum. Be sure to check back to claim your prize.

The competition starts now; GO GO GO!

Good luck!

 

[The Joker]

Torch from Alan wake:

Seems to hurt all things dark and seeing as the Evil in D3 is dark I think this will be quite important.
Also good for blinding other players...erm I mean people..

A pack of fresh white socks:

Can be used to keep feet warm and snug, can also be used for entertaining myself, Turning them into sock puppets.
Can also be used to gag other people...

My wrist gun watch:

Looks bad ass, I can tell the time while shooting demons in the face..Can't beat that.

Diablo III Book of Cain:

Good for reading and teaching me about the evil that lies ahead.
Also great for holding down a stack of papers.

Full size Lego star wars helmet:

Good for looking awesome..and looking awesome while kicking ass is seriously important!!!

Did I mention it looks awesome...

My chances of survival are pretty good I reckon...

 

[Avatar]

- My HTC Desire HD. A smartphone is essential; internet to figure out how to kill the variety of mobs Hell will undoubtedly throw at us, email to alert authorities to our predicament, GPS to tell said authorities where we are, as well as a torch to light up the dark, not to mention a camera to take a photo of the mobs as proof to the authorities that the spawn of hell does exist.
- The complete collection of Hellblazer comics. Hey, if anyone knows how to beat down on hellspawn, it's Mr. Constantine himself, isn't it? The Hellblazer comics will serve as encyclopedia/instruction manual, as well as inspiration in dark hours.
- A double sided axe. Guns run out of ammo, swords need training, axes get swung. Simple to use, and highly effective against soft, fleshy bodies.
- Painball armour. We need some protection against mobs, but a full suit of armour or chain mail is hardly effective, now is it? Paintball armour offers the perfect middle ground between agility and protection, and should be intimidating to the hellspawn as well. It's not like they know what plastic is.. They'll probably think I'm a robot!
- Beer. Can't get thirsty, now can we?

 

[Ichigo]

Which 5 items do you pack?

Gamers Guide To Survival

1. Samsung Galaxy S So I can find my way to where I am going with a multimedia map and gps

2. Alienware Laptop So I can play Diablo 3

3. Diablo 3 So I dont get bored and can get tips to use on the undead zombies and the demons

4. Toothbrush Can't have a smelly breath killing all the plants I need to eat or poluting the water so I can regen my health and can also be used as an epic sword.

5. Shaver So I dont look like a cavemen when I reach my destination or I may be mistaken for an undead viking and be killed and can be used to shave the zombies and demons till they die.

 

[Totempole]

1. Tinfoil Hat

2. Bottle of Jagermeister

3. Fire torch

4. Trash Can Lid

5. Kurt Darren

Put them all together and work something out. I'm going to bed... It's late.

 

[Onslaught]

I would start buy packing my bag with the best phone ever made!

Besides, once the battery FINALLY runs out you could double it up as a weapon!
Whilst kicking demonic ass I will need some music, so why not do it in style?
Next up:
My iPod!

Knowing the battery on the iPod will die and them nights will get lonely or sad
There aint nothing better than blowing on my.... ~foucs!

The next is a given just NEVER spoken about!!!
There will come a time where I or a group If I accompany others will need to go!!
So I pack my third item:

3x ply toilet paper!
Simply peal the 3x ply to make it 1x ply and before you know it!
4 rolls of 200 sheets becomes 4 rolls of 600 sheets. Now there wont be ANY issues EVEN if I meet up with a lady or two ^_^ ... then again
And hey whilst kicking ass and meeting others
You gotta have a WHITE smile!
My final item I pack:

Happy hunting ~_^

 

[Mephisto_Helix]

1 - Rugby Socks: Perfect for any gaming session on the run, whether it's hot or cold!

2 - Binocular Flask: Pretty self explanatory tool for any serious survival situation ... spot the enemy have a dop to calm the nerves when you see them coming and kak yourself.

3 - Solar Battery Recharge Kit: Coz like, do you really think Hells minions are gonna let us have electricity

4 - Holy Hand Grenade: If you're not rolling with a few of these, you have no hope of surviving bro ......

5 - Butter Churner: Because there should always be time for having butter, plus, you can throw it at your buddies when making an escape so the demons go for them instead.

 

[DoringDraad]

Who be you ? I be a witch docta , are you from jamica ? Ja mic a me craze.
I always have me go bag ready mon. It be not hard to know what ye be needin out thea.
1) eye of crocodile,
Yoo can see unda water and when youre hungry it tastes like chicken , also handy for scaring off the neighbours.
2) voodoo doll made by me grand mother.
voo doo ? You do ? I do !
One pinch o hair , one evil toe nail clipping , one drop of drool , i take out me needels and take yoo too school. Hahaha.
3) shrunken head of a dead guy , hes good company and it helps to have someone to watch your back.
4) bottle of mums swamp wiskey , but it not be for drinking mon , there be enough battery acid in there to kill a few . It be the Secret ingredient in mah sugar cookies ! Evil loves me sugar cookies .
5) me walkin stick.
My stick looks like a normal stick but i can promise you this is my mah boomstick.
Voodoo voodoo pew pew.

 

[TehBrad]

1 - Chuck Norris:

I could stop my list right here, but the rules say 5 items.

2 - My phone + USB Cable:

Not many people to call while they are being mowed down by the legions of Hell, but Google Maps will come in handy to find weapon stores.

3 - Someone else's bakkie:

Got to get around somehow in something sturdy... I don't have one so... drive it like you stole it. Fire. Good.

4 - Weapons:

Yes yes and yes. Used my phone to find the store. Even better... they are on fire!

5 - My faithful mutt:

I need companionship and someone to watch my back. He has put on his warface and ready for action. Too bad he can't be on fire as well. You might be thinking.... but he has Chuck Norris already. But Chuck will be off winning the war and I'll probably be left behind... looting.

 

[will1023631]

Hmmmm tough one. So many options so little time

1) A Leatherman! Handy little tool and you can use it to stab demons in the eye in a one on one situation and generally handy all round tool, I mean hell you can even pull some demon teeth to keep as a trinket for a loved one, if they got out alive that is. But nevertheless.

2) Nokia 3310. Based on the fact that all hell will break loose, you'll need a trusty undying companion of your own. Handy for dealing with a large number of demons. Though be careful not to drop it, you may open a new portal to hell in the process

3) Mag 6 cell flashlight! Great for lighting, blinding of unsuspecting victims and general badass way of beating the day lights out of someone or something and still maintaining functionality.

4) "The God Killer" as featured in Drive angry. Handy for quickly dealing with higher level demons when you've run out of options.

5) And finally, a flare gun. Great for signalling others to come to your location, luring demons and using it as a last resort when you've run out of ammo, dulled the leatherman blade, lost your Nokia 3310 and finally broke your Mag light. Or you may feel like using when you're just generally f***ing about (generally not advisable, but hey, with all this stuff you'll feel like a general badass, so why not?).

**Each item sold seperately. Batteries not included and ammo may not be included.

 

[flarkit]

1) A towel:

(cos, Douglas Adams sez so)

2) The Bear Grylls survival kit:

(includes a mini multi-tool, a waterproof bag, a miniature light, a hand saw, a signaling mirror, survival blanket, fire starter, waterproof matches, a cotton ball to use as tinder, snare wire, an emergency cord, waxed thread, a fishing kit, a sewing kit, land to air rescue and SOS instructions, and a pocket guide that contains Bear’s survival essentials)

3) Prima D3 Monster Guide:

4) A seriously cool suit of armour:

5) Something to remind me of home:

(nope not even mine. No octogenarians were injured in the making of this spoof)

 

[Ryansta]

1. My Blankie, its getting cold now so dont want to leave my blankie at home.

2. My cricket bat, to poke at things or throw at zombies and then run away.

3. Put my pc in a trolley in case i can find some gaming time

4. Deodorant, for those smelly situations

5. Lighter. FIRE!!! Every drama story says you need fire out in the wild. Also with the deodorant its a mean combo, can shew some zombies with the hissing flames

 

[Blaze786]

1. A Bazooka, Who argues with a guy carrying a bazooka...

2. Mini Donut maker, not only are they the best kind of confectioneries, but the maker can double as a cranium crushing weapon

3. Solo Deodorant, if I am going to be kicking demonic hiney, I might as well smell good doing it.

4. Demonic Dental Kit

5. Not forgetting, Game of thrones, My life is incomplete without it...

 

[Tsar]

A crowbar as the holy Gordon freeman teaches I will wack those hellish creatures in the head.
Also I can pry my way to any woman in need of my assistance.

A hazard suit. I just don't want the vile putrid gooey stuff on my clothes. Also it has a heater in it.

Just encase I am ambushed by nasty creatures and will need a health boost.

So I won't be detected while moving through the shadows.

And last but not least a dirty mag just to keep me warm on lonely cold nights. Got to bring my ladies.

 

[sycogrim]

I couldn't but laugh at some of the ridiculous ideas in this thread, but any way back to business #Clears throat. List will be up later today folks.

 

[matosha]

http://eu.battle.net/d3/en/artisan/blacksmith/recipe/exalted-grand-galraki

DUAL WIELDED

Clean teeth

My trusty follower

Always these things

Some old guy who tells me what to kill

 

[Deceptor]

SAS Survival Handbook:

Swiss Army Knife:

Flashlight:

Solar Powered Radio:

Compass:

 

[m3n4ce]

1) My Sword powered by the power of Gray Skull!

2) My Shield with +3 to Bash Power

3) My Helm of Superior Speed which grants me +2 to Speed

4) My Shoes of Incredible Height gives me +1 to Leap

5) My Breast Plate of Brakenjan Gives +1 to Bravery

 

[Danny Baromen]

Oooh la la, I would definitely like to win this collector's edition

 

[JackBauer]

Easy.....

1. New ipad (need to check www.mygaming.co.za, check emails and read in my off-time between killing demons)

2. Box of matches

3. My trusty steady aim MP5 with demon killing bullets

4. Clean undies

5. My hell-hound

Ek wil so graag prentjies insit maar dit willie werkie...