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[Xyler89]

1) Firstly, need some wheels, the Chappy never breaks.

2) Entertainment, and in an emergency I can always use it to distract them freaks!

3) Mothballs! - to get some extra oomph. Did I mention the Chappy never breaks?

4) By this time I would have needed some of these...

5) Just in case, you never know when a 50 cal will come in handy!

 

[Failtron]

1.) Challenger II Tank. Not strictly an item that can be ‘packed’, think of it more as a vessel to pack the other items into, as well as a method of transportation/destruction.

2.) Gattling gun – for when there are just too many of them.

3.) Bear Grylls “Parang” blade – for chopping things if ammo runs out.

4.) Deckard Cain – for his wealth of knowledge, as well as helping reload/man the tank weaponry when needed.

5.) A crate of cadbury whispers – I love these damn things!

These are the basics needed for survival – other, consumable supplies such as food, drink and ammo can be looted/traded where needed

 

[Inn3rs3lf]

#1

Steeeeeve. Because hell, we all need a bit of help, and who better?!?!

#2

We will need to find our way

#3

We will need to eat the game we catch for strength.

#4

No explanation required.

#5 (the one no one can do without in terms of survival)

 

[Samaya]

You definitly need to get around:
This way you get around and kick some slobbering, hairy azz.

I will need food:

It comes in a can, can be useful to store some loot in afterwards.

You will need to see in the darkness:
Put it on your head and your hands are free

You will need to kill - alot and quickly:
Nothing better than a Machine gun, M60 for the win!!!

YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
Hidden in my cufflinks - Cyanide pills...

 

[kornfewshin]

1> Caps shield
2> Indy's whip
3> Hattari Hanzo katana
4> Hulks pants
5> Batmans utility belt

 

[AviD]

Adult Diapers
For those WTF moments

A Stick
Multi purpose tool and readily available.Come one what's better than a stick.

Portable MP3 player
Can't go into a fight without some awesome music

Sunglasses
Awesomness factor +1

Julius Malema (Tactical decoy)
Stay a while and listen...and listen...etc

 

[Leyzer]

1.My Sword
2.My Bow
3.And My Axe
4.some health potions
5.And the Old Diablo manual

 

[Sin7]

If all hell broke loose, I think i'd need the following:

Firstly.....All important Double Barrel Shotgun - Nothing headshots like this puppy.....

Secondly.....some serious kick-ass armor.....

Thirdly.....we all need these, 'cause you just can't run out of juice....

When & If you run out of ammo....this is what you'll need:

I need to visit a catholic church ASAP & stock up on some of these:

And Lastly....

I would LOVE to see this lady take on hellspawn:

I'd arm her with a vuvuzella or a micraphone.....

....imagine Tannie Zille vs Diablo....

"Nee, jy MOET veg teen korrupsie Diablo....wanneer doen ons die Cape Argus bietjie?"

 

[Dohc-WP]

1 My cellphone - cause cellphones are the new swiss army knives its got camera, torch, gps, can play games,and videos plus you can store pics (nuff said )

2. my 2 man tent with its camping kit

3. a mini chainsaw - since lancers are not real yet.

4. A few Energy drinks - in case i need an adrenalin rush to chase or be chased.

5. some cherries and whip cream, in case i meet a leddy on my quest that needs my assistance. (it can happen have you played the witcher 2 lately ?)

 

[_Caboose_]

1. Masamune - Weapon of choice (Its elegant,stylish, and is HUGE, besides there is no reloading in a sword so less chance of being overwhelmed when you reloading your gun)

2. Apparel - Electronic rock guitar tshirt (To pull that awesome solo when i slay a big demon)

3. Transportation - Huge ass truck with built in showers. (2 reasons, 1. The showers can double up as a demon torture rooms, (we all know demons hate water) and also to tie in with number 5)

4. Energy - Case of monster energy drink (Who knows maybe they will think you a monster as well! Demons are dumb)

5. Condoms - Well when i do save the earth from the burning legions of hell, the ladies will come running to me, but this ties in with number 3 or they just end up running...

 

[Uberutang]

Item 1:

My trusty backpack (good for storing looted goods)

Item 2: My trusty do it all Knife

Item 3: Solar Charger for USB devices

Item 4: My kindle pre-loaded with classics like the anarchist-cookbook, and survival guides

And lastly my Magnum combat boots

With a bag to hold any loot/goodies, a knife to 'troubleshoot' a solar charger (I can 'rent' recharges to other survivors), a kindle with thousands of books on it to help with survival and rebuilding (and setting myself up as warlord number 1) and a pair of worn in any weather boots... I will be sorted

 

[simon]

Certain things must come, which some people forget...

can't be having stinky breath, now can we? Oral care here we come

we need some transport to get to said place and some protection?

Well how are we going to fit a tank inside a bag without my trusty shrink ray?

Must always remember to have a backup plan, bring the genie, you never know when he will be needed.

We will need food and what better way then South Africa's finest, Steers Burgers

 

[czc]

1) A pack of Tarot Cards (Got to know whats going to happen)

2) Pokedex (with the Firmware replaced, need to recognise those demons after all)

3) Excalibur (Because I doubt that guns work against demons)

4) Some spiffy Templar/Crusader Armour (Relation to holy warrior - I hope)

5) Capsule Corp Transport (Because they can fit in your pocket when they shrink into a capsule)

 

[Dracolusus]

A backpack of non-perishable food stuffs, a few litres of water, my sharpened panga, a shotgun (with a stack of ammo) and fresh underwear

 

[iNNOS4iNT]

1. My phone (Need music 24/7)
Samsung Galaxy Y

2. A Bible (Always to have faith in times of utter darkness)

3. Boxes and boxes and boxes of dark chocolate mint truffles (Need to stay healthy, the only way I know how).

4. My very own (Tailored-to-fit)

5. At last, but not least - Wielding the power of instant transportation/teleportation...

 

[tpex]

Well I would have to take my:
Smartphone: there is an app for everything, And to play my theme music. (Built in flashlight)
Swiss Army Knife: Need I say more?
A Bottle of Whiskey: For my health.
My Avatars: For the fires of Hell.
And my Bike: A Vespa P150X, those things never die.

 

[TBlaar]

1. The demon knife from Supernatural:

2. Duct Tape

3. Sunglasses (The flames in hell be bright)

4. Book of Cain (To study the enemy)

5. Bag of Holding (To carry all the loot)

 

[Wyvern]

Ok my list of 5 items would be
1 - Set of professional keys so that I can unlock 90% of the doors and lock I need to get by. *this way I can break in easily enough and steal what I need from the empty houses and shops

2 - Two bandanas (earth-tone). Nothing is more useful than a bandana. It can be used as a tourniquet, pot holder, sun block, sling, sweat band, extra pocket, gun swab, head cover, dust mask, and of course blowing one’s nose.

3 - Duct tape - Like they say: duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the universe together. With duct tape and two bandanas, the world is your oyster.

4 - Space blankets - at least 3 or 4 - can use them to make tents when you duct tape them together!

5 - Magnesium fire starter - that way I can always have fire when it is safe to do so (or to burn some demons and what not away!)

I will also neither confirm nor deny the fact that I do have all of these items plus more ready packed in my bug out bag . . . .

 

[panthis]

my first thing would be a GoW Lancer:

My second would be a survival manual:

My third would be my tooth brush:

My Fourth would be my trusty iphone for seeing how everyone else is surviving as well as listening to Thunderstruck by ACDC while slaying the denizens of hell:

and last but not least... the most important thing OF ALL!!

A qyoot little kitteh to remind me that the world isnt all dark and scary

 

[qornea]

Hahahahaha! Some of these lists are epically funny XD!