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Backpack Medkit

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Lets face it. When a apocalyptic situation arises, injury is sure to follow. Also doubles as a backpack to keep some of your other survival gear in.

A Strong flashlight

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When your running for your life at night, this can be a life saver. Helps you to see what is hiding in the corner or what is following you.

Nokia 3310

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Sporting a standby battery life of up to 260 hours this is a must have emergency communication device. And if the battery runs out, you can always use it as a deadly projectile weapon. Guaranteed never to break on impact :D

Wenger's Giant Collector's Swiss Army Knife

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It may not be very pretty, but this has just about anything that you could possibly need to survive. Knives, saws, files, can openers, you name it. It has just about everything except a coffee maker in there.

Captain America's Shield

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Perfect for blocking incoming projectiles and shielding yourself from falling debris. Also doubles as a battering ram. Works well to force your way through a crowd.
 
5 things I will need:

1. Victorinox original swiss army knife... Every real man has 'n pocket knife at his side at all times...

2. Sunglasses... Somebody has to look cool doing the killing... and it helps to keep the bright flashes of explosions out of your retina...

3. Hunting bow and arrows... yes I know guns are cool etc. etc... But you can't re-use a bullet can you?

4. Duct tape... If it moves and shouldn't...

5. Q20... If it is not moving and should...

Enough said...
 
1. Mind-control ray gun:

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2. The most important item (after using item 1 on it) which renders the coming darkness obsolete, Chuck norris:

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3. Portable Cooker (food will be plenty when item number 2's around)

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4. Camera to record history as it takes place (courtesy of item number 2)

5. Solar-powered Laptop (gaming must not go amiss)

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First, and foremost:

1 - Should cover most aspects.
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2 - I'll need to check my Twitter Account at least daily.
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3 - Everyone knows demons hate Potato's
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4 - In case I have a boo-boo.
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5 - Mr. Rogers - this is HIS Neighborhood
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1 - Serious Sam(he's an item, okay..)

2 - Shotgun(in case any nasties get past Sam)

3 - Deck chair(to watch Sam at work)

4 - Cocktails(to sip while I watch Sam at work)

5 - Umbrella(to prevent Sams work ruining my hair)
 
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1. iPhone - for playing games, talking and searching the interwebz
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2. Solar charger - so that I can always be connected
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3. Crossbow - nuff said
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4. Survival kit -
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5. Apocalypse kit - for incase the zombies decide to join the game, and if I run out of arrows
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Duh!
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Those evil spawns like to collect gold. Don't want to get to a chest and not have the key. :D
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Like they say...White gold
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The good stuff.
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You will be amazed how many uses there are excluding the one they were made for.
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Will make a plan for the 1st 2 items if it starts when I'm at work and not at home playing D2.
 
1 - Katana, always have a katana.

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2 - Doritos Chilli Rib - Never leave home without it.

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3 - Jimmy Carr - Always have comedic relief in the group.

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4 - Toilet paper, sorry, but leaves and newspaper wont cut it.

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5 - My PC, I'm sorry but water and food take a back seat to my precious.

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Nokia 3310

Because if I would go in to Hell I would take something indestructible with me!

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The crucifix from Dante's Inferno

to destroy all those panzy ass demons

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The Blades of Athena from GOD OF WAR

To cut and slice my way through the bowels of Hell

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The Book of Cain

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Big Mac Meal

When I get Hungry

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Come at me demonic souls of the underworld!
 
1. My phone most definately, for GPS navigation to plan my escape routes. Also doubles as evidence so I can take pictures of the demon's, so the next cycle of man kind can hopefully be left a warning.
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2. Canned Baked Beans: A man needs long lasting sustenance amirite? Also this nifty food source doubles as a weapon when it comes out the other end to thwart off evil, or in some cases create evil!
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3. An Axe to defend myself. Hell hath no fury like my Barbarian's Skorn!
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4. A man-satchel, oh come on you know you have to carry shit!
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5. Demon costume - this is so I can walk amongst the Evil spawn gaining Intel on their movements, all the while secretly deploying my hidden weapon (see #2)
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A Swiss Cavalry Sword

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Light, deadly and light. And deadly.

Some snacks

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For obvious reasons. I was going to say health food but I'll probably die soon anyway.

Toilet Paper

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Soft and thoroughly absorbing.

A diary for my thoughts

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Day 12: Should have brought a pen

Satellite Phone

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You guys really think you're going to get proper reception?
 
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Five items to loot the halls
Five items to hide men
Five items to heed the calls
And in the darkness... mime Sven?

1. Honey.
You can NEVER have enough honey. It's a universal adhesive, can be used as bribing material to convince stray innkeepers to let you keep their daughters, and the pot makes for a useful weapon when cornered by a skeleton.

2. Lead piping.
More than just a flash card in Cluedo, lead piping is as useful a weapon as it is for funneling mead from abandoned barrels.

3. Invisibility Cloak.
I mean, COME ON!!!

4. Palm Tree Branch.
Shade during the day, shelter during the night, camouflage during a raid AND the leaves can be used as needles to repair tattered clothing. A universally recognised must-have.

5. Towel.
I always know where my towel is.
 
1. Hand cranked battery charger, if the nine depths of hell are opening up around us, the sun isn't going to be a shining much.

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2. A BFG great at killing minions from the depths of hell

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3. Doom guy, because you always need a lacky and once again his demon killing skills are wide spread

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4. Horadic Cube, so I can mix more potions and possibly open the portal to the Cow Level

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5. Bicycle, average person walking 5km/h, average bicycle 20km/h four times faster then walking for the same effort.

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No1. Entertainment:
Might as well prepare in advance...
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No.2 Backup, Help, advice in a tricky situation. Call it what you want. He knows what he is doing. Dean Winchster
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No.3 Battle gear. For those up close and personal moments
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No.4 World of Warcraft Mask - For those times when you just need to blend in...
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No.5 Lillets Super Plus Tampons! Why? Cause there will be blood
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1) holy water
2) combat cross from catlevania los
3) trusty garmin gps, aka modern day compass to find my way
4) mass effect n7 armour :)
5) a good pair of shoes , fighting hells best can take a huge toll on yr feet
 
1. Bag + Food & Water
2. Any weapon I can find
3. Whatever money I have in the house
4. An Umbrella/Tent
5. Laptop so I can still play Diablo while pandemonium is everywhere.lol
 
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