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CURRENT VALID ENTRIES


ALL ENTRIES ARE IN A NUMERICAL ORDER FROM THE FIRST TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AS THE LAST.

001 The Joker
002 Avatar
003 Ichigo
004 Totempole
005 Onslaught
006 Mephisto_Helix
007 DoringDraad
008 TehBrad
009 will1023631
010 flarkit
011 Ryansta
012 Blaze786
013 Tsar
014 MalicE
015 matosha
016 Deceptor
017 m3n4ce
018 JackBauer
019 Xyler89
020 Failtron
021 Samaya
022 AviD
023 Leyzer
024 Dohc-WP
025 _Caboose_
026 Uberutang
027 simon
028 czc
029 Dracolusus
030 [H]agan
031 tpex
032 TBlaar
033 Wyvern
034 panthis
035 Qrox
036 Saint_Dee
037 eXpZA
038 Lynus
039 NeuralBlade
040 Ozerc0n
041 Isengard
042 fayainz
043 Salvo
044 Murph
045 DarthRiven
046 Lupus
047 mujabees
048 Sharkbait
049 Toxin
050 Cyrokrypto
051 SeregonZA
052 cyberghost47
053 Pooky
054 eafreak
055 Kuga
056 Molezoe
057 phoenix
058 Vixe
059 Robin
060 wheunis
061 Fenix_ZA
062 Wenzdayz
063 R4C3
064 Helix
065 lilors
066 Vixremento
067 Faffa
068 Grimspoon
069 z00bear
070 M0nk
071 jGLZA
072 StrontiumDog
073 Ze Snake
074 Wyzak
075 ptashark
076 Noodle
077 greatwyt
078 toni
079 Mr.Wizard
080 Spartacvs08
081 Rain Moodly
082 Prophet
083 Sillicur
084 danielbaard
085 Edelweiss
086 wizdumb
087 Gimaru
088 CrouxL
089 Aw3som3 - Pending 20 posts min
090 Shamrock
091 Cobalt
092 Fast
093 Sou1Co11ector
094 agentrfr
095 Sin7





CURRENT INVALID ENTRIES


Inn3rs3lf - Pending 20 posts minimum and valid post
kornfewshin - Pending 20 posts minimum
Grimwolf - Pending 20 posts minimum
Dreyer - Pending 20 posts minimum
VeXeD - Pending 20 posts minimum
BrendanMc - Pending 20 posts minimum
samFORDGT - Pending 20 posts minimum
TriggerTRD - Pending 20 posts minimum
Lodac - Pending 20 posts minimum
Will_rkr - Pending 20 posts minimum
Skittles - Pending 20 posts minimum
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mr_davis - Pending 20 posts minimum
Avokodo - Pending 20 posts minimum
Echoriath - Pending 20 posts minimum


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Rules for this comp:

1. Post a list of the top 5 items you would pack into your survival bag.

2. Minimum of 20 posts required to enter.

3. You may only enter once.

4. Entrants must be residents of SA and Residing in SA.



SPAM WILL BE MONITORED STRICTLY!!!

Closing Date:

The competition closes Wednesday, 23rd May 11am. Prizes not claimed within 48 hours will be passed on to a new winner.


NO ONE IS TO POST ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN THEIR ENTRIES!!!! ANY FORM OF CONVERSING IN THIS THREAD WILL BE A DISQUALIFICATION.

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1. My Axe...Betty.
Betty loves hard wood and I love Betty - oh and she can be used to chop things (survivors, demons, wood, etc).

2. That dusty 2KG box of safety matches I have.
Really what's more fun than making fire than making it when you need to burn people alive - I mean cook a meal. Light, warmth and fun to watch as those fiery sisters dance for me (whip!) DANCE I SAID SISTERS!

3. Sleeping bag
A camping trip (or mission to get the hell out of here - I mean out of hell - no I mean the hell out of hell) will most likely need me to rest and there ain't no way I'm sleeping out in the cold (why did they decide to come in winter...aren't they meant to bring heat with them? Fiery pits my ass).

4. Running shoes and comfy socks
It's a little known fact (see chapter 6 in the "Survivor Hand-Book") that Demons will torch any vehicles driving along the road (think of a tank as a pressure cooker!) so it's probably safer to run away then it is to try and fight. Of course I'm sure I can trade them for a female slave - no I mean a farm or something when all of the other shoes in the world have been eaten.

5. My very own "Survivor Hand-Book"
Part survival hints and tips, part address book (containing the addresses of the mygaming staff so that I can make sure they're "safe" if I lose) and part porno mag (because without porn we may as well all die already!).
 
1) A small(-ish) Swiss knife.
One that would, well, make MacGuyver a little jealous.

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2) Urine-to-water filter courtesy of NASA.
Slaying can really work up a sweat, and with the relentless force of hell pushing non-stop, there is no time for a break and a sip of water, much less even for a bathroom break. Strap this puppy to your barbarian-sized back and you should be good to go toe-to-toe with hells' best. One hell of a good way to crush constant cardio constraints constantly.

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3) Some good music.
Can't think of anything more suitable than Tenacious D. See poster for evidence.

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4) Life-sized JB (Justin Bieber aka Jailbait) mask.
These monsters look scary, right? Right back at them*.
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5) A chest. A massive one at that.
With this oh-so-obvious successful recipe for minion mangling, you'd need something/somewhere to put the loot? No?
This:

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*While I do have to apologize for the size of Bieber's face, it does illustrate my point quite nicely.
 
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1. Most importantly, I would take as much beer as humanely possible.

2. A hip flask filled with my favorite tipple for when I run out of beer. (which will happen)

3. Bear Grills. Because when you are drunk, surviving a zombie attack will not be easy. Bear can also make fires, kill sheep and make sleeping bags as well as gut dead camels which will no doubt help.

4. iPhone + charger

5. A box of naughty magazines
 
1. GR:FS Optical Camouflage
2. RE Green Herb
3. Shadows of the Damned's Johnson
4. Brumak
5. Aperture Laboratories Portal guns
 
1. BACON! Cause everything is better with bacon

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2. Some music to slaughter to

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3 A transvestite donkey witch, to distract and confuse the hellish horde

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4. An arrow, for their knees

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5. A super soaker (filled with the holiest of waters of course) to finish off the bastards spawn of Baal

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1. Twin Axes, Fury and Purpose
2. Sharpening Stone
3. Weapon Oil
4. Leather cleaning cloth
5. Bloodstain remover
 
1. Towel (most useful item in the universe)
2. A journal, to document my adventures/final days
3. Empty canteen, to put stuff in
4. Swiss Army knife
5. Big Knife coz you can never have too many knives!
 
First thing I would do, is update my twitter/Facebook accounts, telling all my friends how they can SUCK IT for doubting me and thinking I was crazy for telling them this day would come. That leaves me with enough time to find my 5 items I acquired a long, loooong time ago:

1) My Vacuum sealed mint condition Replica of Frostmorne: As the chosen one, I must look the part. No other weapon comes as close to true beauty as the mighty Frostmorne! Who needs a soul when you're taking so many with a single slash?

2) 24 slot Travellers Backpack: let’s face it... The legions of the burning hell are LOADED with cool items you'll need to survive. Where else are you going to get you Large health potions from? Trading your hard earned Gold at the local vendors? I dont seem to have much gold coins... Do you?

3) Wide angle binoculars: This might seem strange but the one thing I've learnt from previous experiences is that a wide angle Birds eye view of the landscape ahead of you is a MUST HAVE against the legions of the burning hells. Height and site is what you need. Go up and use them Binoculars to view the 1000 of enemies waiting for you to decapitate them. Imagine fighting a Horde of demons from a 1st person view! Don’t be silly now. Bird’s eye view is key.

4) Cuban Cigar: You have to always look good. Always. And when (inevitably) your blade is covered in the blood of the Dark Lord and the skies clear up with rays of sunlight radiating your manly figure…The rest of mankind will come out of hiding to see you above his corpse… And you’ll want then to see the picture of a guy just doing his civil duty. And nothing says this better than a cigar and a pose like a king.

5) Industrial grade SWAG: Because Damsels in distress and undead armies go hand in hand. And that’s where I come in: Armed with the mighty Frostmourne in my right hand and Swag in the left, NOTHING can stop me. And that’s what she needs. After a rough day of bloodshed and carnage... You can go for a Large Health potion and maybe some sleep. Me, I put my Swag into Overdrive.

Damsels love Overdrive
 
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1) Firearm - To defend my items and food against other people armed similarly. Preserve ammo as much as possible.
2) Bow / crossbow with arrows and bolts - To take care of zombies, also makes less noise than a firearm and projectiles are reusable.
3) The thickest clothing that I have to protect against bites, and scratches. Also handy for running through the bush should you need to get away quickly.
4) Ladder - To climb onto and over objects. Once I am over or on top I can pull up the ladder and be protected from zombie masses.
5) Crowbar - to break open doors and gain entry into places for food

I won't buy D3 due to its insane DRM (online only etc) and because it has no resale value. But If I win it, I might just most of my friends who are playing at the moment. Otherwise I will keep it until the end of the year when I am in Europe and can play the game like it should be played.
 
- My Wincherster Double barreled Shotgun. That's just common sense.
- Andúril - The Flame of the West. Aragorns Lord of the Rings Sword for then shotgun shells runs out. I have the original.
- My two dogs Rolo & Penny. They are miniature Dachunds, so they count as one thing. And they are ferocious bastards
- My fising rods. Man needs to eat. And relax.
- A Compass. Always be prepared
 
1. my kindle (i never leave home without it)
2. my SLR Camera.... how else will i cope with what im seeing
3. a spade with a wooden handle (makes for the best life protection tool, cheapest to maintain and a great kill:resources ratio
4. my wife, she knows where to find EVERYTHING
5. Rescue Remedy.... my wife tends to panic when the mortal realm gets plunged into chaos
 
I would pack:

1. My laptop to watch video's and continue playing some games here and there
2. A 3G Stick for gaming and browsing
3. A gun to defend myself in case some things come and attack me
4. A tent so i can settle in some random shady place that no one would know of
5. Some food so i can survive and bribe people with my glorious food! :)
 
A little gun with so much damage, Cricket gun from MIB
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Since I have done some Kung Fu, where would I be without a trusty sword
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There is question of protection, and well what better then a fire proof suit
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Food that lasts forever, well there is always lembas bread
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Must bring my boyfriends stinky socks, then I can knock all of you people out and steal your shit, and maybe some demons
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My survival List:

1.) Energy Sword (Halo Series)
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2.) Captain America Shield (Used by Captain America from Marvel Comics)
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3.) Gantz Suit (Gantz Manga)
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4.) Painkillers (Specifically those found in the Max Payne Series)
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5.) BFG with ammo (Doom)
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My reasoning:
The suit from Gantz protects the user from damage and enhances the users skills, so for example, you can jump much higher and hit much harder with little to no effort. This, in conjunction with the melee weapons the Energy Sword and Captain America Shield, will make me quite the dangerous close combat fighter and tank. The sword will slice and dice all my foes and the shield will protect me from harm as well as be an effective weapon for close and long range attacks. The painkillers, specifically from the Max Payne series, will keep me alive if i sustain any injuries should my armor fail. These pills remedy headaches as well as deathly blows, I mean, look at Max Payne. Finally, for any big bosses or long range monsters, the BFG will take care of them... 'nuff said! I can always use these 5 items to obtain other items I may need by force and skill.

With these 5 itmes, I'm ready for hells wrath!
 
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