*WINNER ANNOUNCE* Win 1 of 4 Diablo III Collector's Editions

1. USB soulstone stick (to plunge into my head when i defeat the evil)
2. Fleshlight :wtf:
3. Samsung galaxy S2 (get some demon killing apps)
4. Book of Cain (need to know what im up against)
5. 10ply toilet paper (nothing is more important after a huge dump)
 
I'd try and emulate the almighty Dark Souls, and go down the Deprived Route.

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1. Underwear
2. Club
3. Shield

This is all I'd need. But I'll just add another two anyways (my luxuries).

4. Shirt
5. Shorts
 
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not posting any pics, as some of my uhm items might be frowned upon

1) porn : you know when you have a free minute or 2
2) case of beer : no good story ever started with being sober
3) chainsaw : in case i need to show off my diy skills, and of course zombie apocalypse and chainsaws good hand in hand
4) duct tape : if my above diy skills are not what they should be, i can also tape people/things up and it makes for a good mouth gag.
5) 3 ply toilet paper : when the world is in crap, why should my bunghole suffer
 
1. Most outrageous functional fantasy sword I can find
2. Epic looking chest plate
3. Shotgun for close encounters
4. First Aid Kit
5. Nokia 3310 to use as a ram to break into places, and maybe to play snake on when bored.

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1. My golf Clubs
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2. Long Life Matches
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3. Hirelings
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4. Shopping Trolley - for the collectibles
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5. My Wife with her favorite T-shirt
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Floss to keep my teeth white
Blackberry to bbm my friends for help
Slops to be comfy while walking
A hat to avoid sunburn
A knife to scavange for food :D
 
My items will be,

Allot of alchol to avoid depression or for courage

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Allot of Red Bull for fighting demons

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A awesome axe for actually battling some demons

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My Gerber Apocolypse kit, because lets face it, there is going to be allot of fighting.

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And last but not least my infinate storage back pack for all the looting im going to do.

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1) My girlfriend. (She's really tiny and would fit quite easily into a bag)

2) A Torch(light). LOL. One of those kinetic ones you shake up...Lawd knows all those years of practice will finally come in handy powering up the bad boy. :-)

3) Condoms. With the end of the world you know there will be a lot of women looking for a strong "pack-leader". Yes I did mention a girlfriend but surely we will all adopt polygamy to ensure the survival of the human race.

4) Pepper spray. (Demons hate pepper spray. Or is that hobos?)

5) All three seasons of Community. I think I would still find that show hilarious even with Diablo flaying my soul.
 
1. My Iphone for the many useful apps :D Such as the torch app!

2. Flint, to make fire! Burn Zombies Burn!

3. As many knives as I can carry for some throwing action! (and to light the flint...)

4. Deodorant, might as well smell acceptable before I get pwned :p (can also make nice flame-thrower!)

5. Bear Grylls Survival Guide! What more is there to say :) Let's drink some piss!
 
GPS - sense of direction is terrible, I don't want to be running face first into some ferocious horde* Leatherman - all the cool survival kids use one, mine is still in its box*
Samsung galaxy s2 - angry birds*
Lip Ice - can't survive with chapped lips*
My wallet - for food, I'm no Bear Grylls: I won't drink my own urine or eat funky animals
 
1.) Pack of extra lives, to replace the one I will be losing very soon.

2.) Metal detector - for finding that IMBA piece of armour or weapon I really need.

3.) Permanent marker to write "Eeeujean wuz here" on the Prime Evil's back.

4.) Recreational and mind altering substances for when the end is nigh and we are lost to the fires of doom.

5.) Sun screen - Always wear sunscreen.
 
1) Vintage Middle Ages knight body armour suit
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2) A BIG SWORD (Two-handed claymore at the very least, preferably diamond tipped so that it stays sharp after going through lots of demon necks / skeleton spines)
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3) One of those shakey powered flashlight things
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4) Camel pack filled with holy water, and a packet of plastic balloons
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5) Bible to make more holy water.
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My plan:
1) Scream "COME AT ME BRO! I HAVE A SWORD!!! YOLOlololololololol!!!"
2) Fill water balloon with holy water
3) Chuck water baloon
4) Use sword to lob heads off of incapacitated demons

World saved.
 
CURRENT VALID ENTRIES


ALL ENTRIES ARE IN A NUMERICAL ORDER FROM THE FIRST TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AS THE LAST.

001 The Joker
002 Avatar
003 Ichigo
004 Totempole
005 Onslaught
006 Mephisto_Helix
007 DoringDraad
008 TehBrad
009 will1023631
010 flarkit
011 Ryansta
012 Blaze786
013 Tsar
014 MalicE
015 matosha
016 Deceptor
017 m3n4ce
018 JackBauer
019 Xyler89
020 Failtron
021 Samaya
022 AviD
023 Leyzer
024 Dohc-WP
025 _Caboose_
026 Uberutang
027 simon
028 czc
029 Dracolusus
030 [H]agan
031 tpex
032 TBlaar
033 Wyvern
034 panthis
035 Qrox
036 Saint_Dee
037 eXpZA
038 Lynus
039 NeuralBlade
040 Ozerc0n
041 Isengard
042 fayainz
043 Salvo
044 Murph
045 DarthRiven
046 Lupus
047 mujabees
048 Sharkbait
049 Toxin
050 Cyrokrypto
051 SeregonZA
052 cyberghost47
053 Pooky
054 eafreak
055 Kuga
056 Molezoe
057 phoenix
058 Vixe
059 Robin
060 wheunis
061 Fenix_ZA
062 Wenzdayz
063 R4C3
064 Helix
065 lilors
066 Vixremento
067 Faffa
068 Grimspoon
069 z00bear
070 M0nk
071 jGLZA
072 StrontiumDog
073 Ze Snake
074 Wyzak
075 ptashark
076 Noodle
077 greatwyt
078 toni
079 Mr.Wizard
080 Spartacvs08
081 Rain Moodly
082 Prophet
083 Sillicur
084 danielbaard
085 Edelweiss
086 wizdumb
087 Gimaru
088 CrouxL
089 Aw3som3 - Pending 20 posts min
090 Shamrock
091 Cobalt
092 Fast
093 Sou1Co11ector
094 agentrfr
095 Sin7
096 poofbear
097 markface
098





CURRENT INVALID ENTRIES


Inn3rs3lf - Pending 20 posts minimum and valid post
kornfewshin - Pending 20 posts minimum
Grimwolf - Pending 20 posts minimum
Dreyer - Pending 20 posts minimum
VeXeD - Pending 20 posts minimum
BrendanMc - Pending 20 posts minimum
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TriggerTRD - Pending 20 posts minimum
Lodac - Pending 20 posts minimum
Will_rkr - Pending 20 posts minimum
Skittles - Pending 20 posts minimum
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Avokodo - Pending 20 posts minimum
Echoriath - Pending 20 posts minimum


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Rules for this comp:

1. Post a list of the top 5 items you would pack into your survival bag.

2. Minimum of 20 posts required to enter.

3. You may only enter once.

4. Entrants must be residents of SA and Residing in SA.



SPAM WILL BE MONITORED STRICTLY!!!

Closing Date:

The competition closes Wednesday, 23rd May 11am. Prizes not claimed within 48 hours will be passed on to a new winner.


NO ONE IS TO POST ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN THEIR ENTRIES!!!! ANY FORM OF CONVERSING IN THIS THREAD WILL BE A DISQUALIFICATION.

Thanks
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The world is about to end and you have time to grab 5 things...

1. Deckard Cain: only guy I know to survive the end of days twice already... he clearly knows something he is not telling us, or maybe he has been trying to tell us the whole time: "Stay a while and listen!"

2. Bible: sounds cliche but there is some pretty whack stuff in there about the end times and people knew a hell of a lot about killing people, take Samson for example Judges 15:16 Then Samson said,"With the jawbone of a donkey,Heaps upon heaps,With the jawbone of a donkey I have killed a thousand men.”

3. Jawbone of a Donkey: worked for Samson, works for me. Besides, sharpen the one edge and I have a knife/toothpick/razorblade combo - MacGyver style.

4. Biggest bag of Cheese I can get my hands on: the world is about to end and weird ass monsters are coming out of the ground, bet your bottom dollar I wanna be tripping nuts when it does.

5. Bottle of water: I can't exactly save the world with dry mouth :D
 
1) Cheap means of transport:
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2) 6pack of mana:
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3) Night vision goggles:
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4) Pump action shotgun...obviously:
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5) Quick get away sleeping bag:
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