Your Awesome Concoction / Shooter Recipes

[BlackSwan]

Yargh! Pirates, Cola and booze – Friday's getting better already!
If you need a variation, replace the Kahlua with Peach Schnapps for a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
Happy Pirating!

Dirty Pirate Popsicle
2 ½ cups COCA-COLA
â…“ cup CAPTAIN MORGAN Spiced Rum
â…“ cup Kahlua

[SUB]Instructions:[/SUB]
• Place ingredients in a large glass and stir to combine.
• Pour mixture into popsicle mould.
• Freeze for ±2 hours or until mixture starts to solidify enough to hold a popsicle stick upright.
• Insert popsicle sticks and finish freezing overnight.
• To release popsicles, run hot water on outside of popsicle mould for a 2-3 secs.

TIP: Slightly flat Coca-Cola will produce a popsicle that stays frozen longer. To quickly and manually flatten out the carbonation, empty out enough Cola from a 2-litre bottle to leave a 3-inch space from top of bottle to top of Cola. Place cap back on and shake vigorously for 10 seconds. Set aside to leave bubbles to subside. The quickest way to flatten a glass Coca-Cola is to put a teaspoon of sugar in it.

 

[BlackSwan]

Milk Tarts / Melktertjies taste like South African milk tart, and have been known to turn those who've never bothered with shooters before into shooter enthusiasts in a single sip. There are variations of this recipe, but the basic ingredients remain the same. I'm going to give you the recipe that my mates and I use when we party. We have successfully converted even the most hardcore shooter-haters into Milk Tart addicts. These shooters get the party started – without fail.

Milk Tarts
1 bottle RUSSIAN BEAR Spiced Vanilla With Coffee Bean Vodka (they taste terrible with plain Vodka imo)
2 tins NESTLÉ Sweetened Condensed Milk (790 g total)
2 tins NESTLÉ IDEAL Low Fat Evaporated Milk (750 ml total) *The Low Fat version makes them less heavy.
Ground cinnamon to serve

[SUB]Instructions:[/SUB]
• Pour ingredients into a 1 litre bottle and shake well (I actually double up the recipe and use those 5 litre SPAR water bottles).
• Refrigerate for min 4 hrs.
• Shake well before pouring into shot glasses.
• Sprinkle each shot with ground cinnamon and serve.

NOTE: I have a peptic ulcer and experience pain when drinking spirits (my poison of choice). Because Milk Tarts are concentrated and contain dairy, they seem to line the stomach and are a great way of getting intoxicated without having to consume copious amounts of alchohol. Despite the high alcohol % and rich consistancy, neither my friends nor I have every been physically ill from these shooters.

TIP: If you're going to have a heavy night of boozing, take Essentiale (refer to daily dosage on pack) a few days/hours before the party. I can vouch for it's efficacy vs a night of Milk Tarts.

WARNING: NOT RECOMMENDED FOR DIABETES SUFFERERS, THOSE WHO ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT, OR THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF 18.

 

[sycogrim]

I'm loving this thread already!!!

After Bombs!!!

It's the Same as Jagerbombs, but it's AfterShock and RedSquare

 

[Maplassie]

KWV 10 year.

Take the bottle, tilt neck and down.

Thank me later.

 

[BlackSwan]

KWV 10 year. Take the bottle, tilt neck and down. Thank me later.

Brandy + me = Drink brandy at club. ☛ Get upset that club has closed (I mean, it's only 4 am?)
☛ Drive around Durban with a mate who knows an Indian corner-cafe that sells him "Brandy" (more like Diesel) in a brown paper bag. ☛ Go to another mate's house and drink some more. ☛ Go home and see your husband sleeping. ☛ Shout at husband (I mean, *Why is he ignoring me?) ☛ Communicate frustration to innocent bystander AKA built-in-cupboard. ☛ Hear loud crack, see white spots and lights at the end of tunnels while experiencing searing pain. ☛ Pass out on couch. ☛ Wake up and go to work.
☛ Wide-eyed colleague points out that hand is swollen, black, with fingers pointing in opposite directions. ☛ Surgeon reports that hand is broken in two places. ☛ 9 000 Rand's worth of surgery fees and two pins later ...

LIKE A BOSS ... OF IDIOCY!

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT.

[SUB]*Couldn't possibly be because it's 5 am on a "school night", he's deep in REM sleep and has to get up in an hour's time.[/SUB]

So, yeah ... this is me reaching for the Chivas instead of the KWV.