Countdown clock puts a D-Day on anything

You and me, we’re busy people, and busy people have things coming up tomorrow, the next day, and three years after that. Until now, the only way we’ve been able to manage this busy schedule of things is by making notes on bits of paper that get stuck up on the fridge, and instantly covered up by other bits of paper, and in the end, nobody has any idea what’s going on and civilisation collapses.

To preclude this kind of catastrophe, the Mr Jones Personal Countdown Clock keeps you ahead of time by counting down the days to important events like “Vacation”, “Birthday”, and… “They’re back”. Who’s “they”? You don’t have to explain your paranoid delusions to a clock, man.

The clock’s counter can be dialled up to 999 days so you know exactly how much time you’ve got left to get the haemorrhoid cream (or whatever).