Dead or Alive 5 coming to PS Vita

If roundhouse-kicking scantily clad women in their overly large bosom is your kind of thing (and you happen to own a PS Vita), you’ll be pleased to hear Team Ninja has announced that they will be bringing Dead or Alive 5 to the portable console in 2013.

The news comes via a video posted by the developer featuring Yosuke Hayashi making the announcement (but with zero game content).

“We plan to release Dead or Alive 5 Plus on the PlayStation Vita at an early stage of next year,” said Hayashi.

“DOA5’s arrival on a new hardware will bring new players to the existing communities and for our loyal and core fans like everyone gathered today can now practice and brush up their skills anywhere they want.”

He went on to say, and I’m quoting here, “Be assured that features which are appealing as the DOA5 Plus name reads are planned.” Being fluent in Engrish, I can tell you that means the Vita will be getting its own unique enhancements and features. Also, boobs. You’re welcome.