Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel unboxing

10 June 2011

Duke Nukem Forever. In the world of gaming, it is the one title that has achieved near mythological status. It has a storied development history spanning over 14 years.

A faithful following of old school gamers curated the memory of Duke in his absence, preparing the new generation for his return. Leaning back in their ergonomic, well-worn, gaming rocking-chairs, they recall tales of ripping off heads and shitting down necks; dark nights with a warm stripper as their only company; and the grim realisation that running out of chewing gum means it’s time to kick some alien scumbags in the nuts.

Rumours, announcements, broken promises – despite the onslaught of false hope, the faithful never doubted that Duke Nukem Forever would make its prophetic appearance in the gaming world. It was once the ultimate vapourware – but now the vapourware has condensed. Whether or not the game is any good, the release is a marked moment in gaming history.

The Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel edition has arrived in the MyGaming offices, and we reverently inspect the contents as we prepare ourselves to review the game over the weekend.

Duke Nukem Forver Balls of Steel box

The box that everything comes in

The Balls of Steel edition contains a series of five postcards depicting Duke conquering various challenges and generally being cool.

Duke Nukem Forever Everest

Only the King would smoke a cigar on top of everest. Oxygen tanks are for wimps!

Duke Nukem Forever Space

While saving the Earth, Duke has often headed into the final frontier

Duke Nukem Forever movie star

Duke humbly accepting yet more more awards: ‘Best Actor in an Action movie’, and the Award for ‘Most Humble’

Duke Nukem Forever poker

Don’t even bother trying to read the Duke’s poker face

Duke Nukem Forever fishing

Duke doesn’t have a tale about ‘the one that got away’

 

Duke Nukem Forver papercraft

Duke Nukem Forever papercraft

 

Duke Nukem Forever sticker

Duke Nukem Forever sticker

 

Duke Nukem Forever comic book cover

Duke Nukem Forever comic book cover

 

Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel certificate

Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel certificate

 

Duke Nukem Forever bust

A bust of the man himself

 

Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel contents

The rest of the contents: Duke Nukem Forever game box; two radioactive poker chips, a mini-deck of radioactive cards, two radioactive dice, the Duke Nukem Forever ‘History, Legacy & Legend’ artbook.

 

A peek inside the 'History, Legacy & Legend' artbook

A peek inside the Duke Nukem Forever ‘History, Legacy & Legend’ artbook

Finally, we checked – there is a game disc inside that jewel case!

Duke Nukem Forever - it exists!

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