Most bizarre game reviews

While most industries are relatively elitist with the commentary on their respective products, the beauty of the video game world is that everyone’s opinions are acknowledged – ridiculous or not.

While we’re all striving to achieve great credibility and quality in this serious field of gamez jarnalizm, we still appreciate and cherish those angry, thoughtless, and downright bizarre user reviews which keep the industry on its toes.

Here are some of the “greatest” user reviews we’ve scoured from around the interwebz.

Hannon on the the stealth/action game from Pandemic, The Saboteur

While everyone always tells you to listen to your elders, sometimes our elders should listen to the young guns.

Amazon user Marella on Alien vs. Predator

A review from Marella on Alien vs. Predator stood out amongst the funny ones, but not because it was written poorly – quite the opposite. A very tongue-in-cheek look at Sega’s rebooted AvP instalment, Marella raised some pretty interesting points that may revolutionise the genre. His scoring system also deserves some attention.

Diablo III review by dodyzylla

Diablo III received some harsh criticism with its troublesome launch-day server issues, but none harder than that of Metacritic user “dodyzylla”. He managed to sum up all his fury-filled anger into just two proof-read-lacking lines.

Axeman13 on Super PSTW Action RPG

Every now and then, we see a game come along that parodies a genre or mainstream game mechanics. Super PSTW Action RPG is one of those games, and takes a satirical stance on the role-playing genre by simplifying the entire experience.

A fellow Youtuber by the name of “Axman13” didn’t get the joke and decided to take his opinions to the internet, but didn’t exactly get the community behind him as he had hoped.

And to top it off, a dramatic reading of the above review: